R&B Fan Gets Terrible Tribute Tattoo

  • Season 3
  • Aired 05/13/2014
  • 13,336 Views

A young man finally gets a chance to meet his favorite singer, Adina Howard, so he decides to tattoo her likeness on his arm. His rushed effort to get a tattoo is reflected in its terrible quality.

- SO HOW DID YOU GET THIS MESS?

- WHEN I WAS YOUNG,I WAS A HUGE FAN

OF THE R&B SINGER ADINA HOWARD.

SO, LIKE, YEARS LATER, YOU KNOW,I'M A PHOTOGRAPHER,

AND I WAS INTERVIEWINGWITH A CLUB OWNER

ABOUT DOING, LIKE,A BIRTHDAY PARTY.

HE'S LIKE, "MY SPECIAL GUESTOF THE EVENING

IS GONNA BE ADINA HOWARD,"AND I'M LIKE--

- SO NOW YOU GETTO ACTUALLY MEET HER.

- YEAH!

AND I WAS JUST, LIKE, ECSTATIC.

- I'LL BE MR. ADINA HOWARD!

- LIKE, I TOTALLY WANTEDTO DO SOMETHING TO STAND OUT,

SO I WAS LIKE, "I'M GONNA GETA TATTOO OF HER

WITH THE WORDS'MY BLACK MARILYN MONROE.'"

YEAH, I DECIDED, LIKE, YOU KNOW,WHAT BETTER WAY

TO, LIKE, SHOW HER THAT SHE HADTHAT SWAG TO HER THAT, YOU KNOW,

THAT THIS YOUNG BOYJUST COULDN'T GET ENOUGH OF?

SO...- [laughs]

- SO I ONLY HAD, LIKE, A FEWHOURS TO GET THIS TATTOO DONE,

SO I FOUND THIS GUYON THE INTERNET.

AT THE TIME, I THOUGHTI WAS GOING TO AN ACTUAL STUDIO,

BUT WHEN I GET THERE,I REALIZE THAT IT'S A HOUSE.

- UGH...

- BUT, YOU KNOW, I HAD TO FINDSOMEBODY THAT WAS AVAILABLE.

WHEN HE WAS DONE, LIKE,I RUSHED OUT.

- AH, I'M HELLA LATE.I GOT TO GO.

- HEY, MAN, NO TIP?

- I BRIEFLY LOOKEDAT THE TATTOO,

AND I REALIZE THAT THERE WASSOME DISCREPANCIES,

BUT I HAD NO TIMETO EXAMINE THE WORK.

- YOU SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT THEREWAS SOMETHING UP WITH THAT.

- YO, SO THAT NIGHT,ADINA, LIKE, KILLED IT,

AND AT THE END OF HER SET...

- HEY, ADINA, MISS HOWARD.

- I SHOWED HER MY TATTOO.- LOOK AT THEM BUTT CHEEKS.

- I KNEW IT WAS BAD, BUT SHE,LIKE, TOTALLY LOVED IT,

FROM THE IMPRESSION I GOT.

- MAN, OKAY, WAS IT DARK?WAS IT A CLUB?

- IT WAS DARK.IT WAS...

[laughs]- YEAH, COME ON.

- IT WAS UNDER-LIT.- KEEP IT REAL.

- I'M SURE IT LOOKS GOOD.

- SO, LIKE, A FEW DAYS LATER,SHE SENT ME A DIRECT MESSAGE

ON TWITTER, SAYING SHE WANTEDTO SEE THE TATTOO.

I WAS SO EXCITED,BUT I WAS NERVOUS, BECAUSE...

- IT LOOKS LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER.

- I KNEW THAT THE TATTOO DOESN'TLOOK NOTHING LIKE ADINA HOWARD.

- SAY "CHEESE," ADINA.

- BUT, YOU KNOW,I STILL SENT HER THE PHOTO

BECAUSE I WANTED HERTO STILL CORRESPOND WITH ME.

- AND WHAT'D SHE SAY?

- I AIN'T HEAR NOTHINGFROM ADINA.

- HIT ME BACK, ADINA.COME ON, BABY, HIT ME BACK.

AH, MAN.

- I DIDN'T EVEN GETA SMILEY FACE.

- WHAT?[laughs]

THAT'S HORRIBLE.

[laughs]

- AND I WAS JUST LIKE,"I'M SOMEBODY'S PUNCH LINE."

LIKE, PEOPLE SEE IT,THEY LAUGH.

AND I JUST REALLY FELT LIKE,YOU KNOW, THIS TATTOO, LIKE,

BACKFIRED IN MY FACE.

- YEAH, IT DID BACKFIRE.

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