Dirt-y Biker

A cheating dirt biker is rigging her opponent’s bike when the shock absorber flies into her eye socket and embeds in her brain.

- LESLIE AND AMBERARE ARCH-RIVALS

ON AN ENTRY-LEVELMOTOCROSS CIRCUIT.

- YAY, AMBER!- YEAH!

- LADIES,START YOUR ENGINES!

- THEY BOTH SHARETHE SAME DREAM:

MAKING IT ALL THE WAYTO THE BIG TIME,

AND THE BIG MONEY.

A PROFESSIONAL SUPER-OR MOTOCROSS RIDER

CAN MAKE BETWEEN $20,000AND $30,000,000,

DEPENDINGON THEIR SPONSORSHIP.

EVERYTHING FROM YOUR HELMETTO YOUR UNDERWEAR

TO YOUR BOOTSTO THE OIL THAT YOU USE.

EVERYONE HAS A SPONSOR,AND IF YOU END UP WINNING,

THEN YOU MAKETHE BIG BUCKS,

AND YOU CAN ALSODO COMMERCIAL ENDORSEMENTS.

- LESLIE JUMPED OUTTO AN EARLY LEAD.

BUT AFTERMISCALCULATING A TURN,

SHE WASSMELLING AMBER'S EXHAUST.

LESLIE'S MISTAKEHANDED AMBER THE WIN.

ONE MORE VICTORY,

AND AMBER WOULD EARN A SPOTIN AN UPCOMING PRO-LEVEL RACE.

- YOU STUPID BITCH.

- BEING THE VINDICTIVE TYPE,

SHE DECIDED TO SABOTAGE HERRIVAL'S CHANCES.

- START YOUR ENGINES.

- SHOULD'VE BEEN MEOUT THERE.

[grunts]

- HER PLAN WORKED,

BUT THEN THE BROKEN CHAINFLEW OFF AMBER'S BIKE,

AND WRAPPED AROUNDLESLIE'S THROAT.

SHE DIDN'T PLAN ON THAT.

- AS THE STAINLESS STEELMOTORCYCLE CHAIN

RIPPED THROUGHHER NECK TISSUES,

IT ACTED LIKE A SERRATED BLADE,

CUTTING THROUGH SKINAND SUBCUTANEOUS TISSUES,

AS WELL AS THE CAROTID ARTERY.

THIS WOULD HAVE CAUSED HERTO BLEED OUT RAPIDLY,

AT ALMOST ONE LITERPER MINUTE,

CAUSING DEATHWITHIN A COUPLE OF MINUTES.

- LESLIE WOULD DO ANYTHINGTO MAKE IT

IN THE HIGHLY COMPETITIVEWORLD OF MOTOCROSS,

EVEN CHEAT.

BUT IN THE END,

SHE WAS A LITTLE TOO...

CUT THROAT.

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