Merry Go-Wrong

  • Season 4
  • Aired 03/12/2012
  • 7,245 Views

A thrill seeker props the back wheel of his motorcycle against a park carousel, is thrown off and gets his face impaled on a "Horseshoes" post.

[laughter]

HERE'S FOUR GUYSWE COULDN'T DO WITHOUT.

[all shouting]

- WILL YOU GUYS BE QUIET,PLEASE?

MY BABY IS SLEEPING.all: WHAT?

announcer: IF THEY WEREN'THARASSING THE NEIGHBORS,

THEY WERE DOING THE ONE THINGTHEY EXCELLED AT--

GETTING HIGH.

[laughter]

STONER NICKY HAD WHAT HE THOUGHTWAS A GOOD IDEA.

IT INVOLVED HIS MOTORCYCLEAND A KIDDIE CAROUSEL.

HIS STONER BUDDIESPUT THE REAR WHEEL

AGAINST THE PLATFORMAND HIT THE THROTTLE.

THESE NITWITS HAD NO IDEATHEY WERE DEMONSTRATING

ONE OF THE BASIC LAWSOF PHYSICS...

- FASTER!

announcer:CENTRIFUGAL FORCE.

INERTIA--IN THIS CASE, NICKY--

IS EXPERIENCINGAN OUTWARD FORCE

AWAY FROM THE CENTEROF ROTATION.

IN OTHER WORDS, HE'S ABOUTTO GET THE RIDE OF HIS LIFE...

- FASTER! FASTER!announcer: AND DEATH.

- OH!

- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- BRO, YOU ALL RIGHT?- COME ON, GET UP.

STOP PLAYING AROUND.- GET UP.

[gagging]- OH.

- OH, BRO!

- THE MOMENTUM OF HIMFLYING THROUGH THE AIR

CAUSED THE POST TO BE DRIVENTHROUGH HIS MOUTH

AND OUT THE BACK OF HIS HEAD.

THAT SEVERED HIS BRAIN STEM,

AND BECAUSE HIS HEARTAND HIS BREATHING STOPPED,

HE DIED INSTANTLY.

announcer:MOST OF NICKY'S BRAIN CELLS

HAD ALREADY GONE UPIN SMOKE.

[men laughing, shouting]

THE ONES THAT WERE LEFT...

BLEW OUT THE BACKOF HIS HEAD.

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