80 MPH In A Go-kart

In order to make a sale, Allen & Ton agree to track-test out their go-karts. If they don't hit 80mph on the speedometer, the deal is off.

IF THESE CHASSIS AND MOTORS

IN GOOD WORKING CONDITION,

I'LL OFFER YOU $5,000FOR THE PAIR.

- I LIKE THIS LITTLE JERK.HE REMINDS ME OF SOMEBODY.

- YEAH, REMINDS ME OF YOU.

- YOU HAVE SOME REAL POTENTIALHERE, CLEARLY.

WE'RE IMPRESSED.

- 6 GRAND.- NO WAY.

THEY'RE JUSTTOO UNKNOWN TO ME.

- 5,500.- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

IF I GET SOME BIGGER SEATSAND YOU GUYS ARE WILLING

TO TEST THEM OUT ON THE TRACK,WE COULD TALK.

WE SHOULD BE HITTINGAT LEAST 80 MILES AN HOUR.

IF WE'RE NOT, THE DEAL IS OFF.

- SO IF I CHOOSETO DRIVE THIS THING,

I HAVE TO GO AT 80 MILES AN HOURTO MAKE THE SALE?

- IF YOU WANT TO SELL THESE.

- I'M ALL ABOUT GOING FAST,BUT 80 MILES AN HOUR

IN A LITTLE THING LIKE THAT?[groans]

- HEY, DON'T WORRY, BRO.

IF YOU CRASH, IT'LL BEA SWIFT AND PAINLESS DEATH.

- THAT DOESN'TBRING ME COMFORT.

- IS THAT A DEAL?- 5,500.

- 5,500 BUCKS,BUT YOU CAN'T DECIDE

AT THE LAST MINUTETHAT YOU LIKE THEM SO MUCH,

YOU GET TO TAKE THEM HOME.

- DON'T WORRY, KID. WE'LL NEVERBE ANY COMPETITION FOR YOU.

- THAT'S A DEAL.- ALL RIGHT.

- ALL RIGHT, GUYS.YOU READY TO GO

HAVE SOME FUNIN THESE GO-KARTS?

- OH, YEAH.- I GUESS.

- ALL RIGHT.LET'S DO IT.

[countdown beeps]

[rock music]

- WHOO!

YEAH!- WHOO!

- DUDE, WAS THAT FUN OR WHAT?- OH, THESE ARE BADASS.

- I KNOW, DUDE,BUT WE'RE NOT KEEPING THEM.

LET THE KID HAVE HIS TOYS,ALL RIGHT?

WE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRYANYWAYS, BACK AT THE SHOP.

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.WE'LL DO THE DEAL, 5,500.

SEE THAT?WITH MY NEGOTIATING TACTICS

AND YOUR KNUCKLE-DRAGGINGKNOW-HOW,

DUDE, WE AREAN UNSTOPPABLE TEAM.

- AND THAT'STHE KIND OF FUN I MISSED.

IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK,BROTHER.

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