Acid Washed

A crooked cemetery owner digs up graves, disposes of the bodies and re-sells the plots. He winds up falling in a vat of acid used to get rid of the corpses.

announcer:WHEN YOU GET LAID TO REST,

YOU BETTER HOPE YOU DON'TWIND UP IN THIS CEMETERY.

- LET'S GO, HOMEBOYS,I GOT MONEY TO MAKE HERE!

announcer:DEMETRIUS, THE OWNER,

HAS COME UP WITH A WAYTO SQUEEZE MORE PROFIT

OUT OF HIS BONEYARD.

- COME ON!COME ON!

announcer:THESE TWO EX-CONS HE HIRED

AREN'T BURYING THAT CASKET.

THEY'RE DIGGING IT UP.

- DON'T SCRATCH IT!

announcer: HE GETS RIDOF THE BODIES

AND RESELLS THE CASKETSAND THE GRAVESITES.

- NOW LET'S GO!

- WHEN THE CEMETERY IS FULL,IT HAS NO MORE SALES VALUE,

'CAUSE THEY HAVE NO PLOTSTO SELL.

SO THEY ALWAYS GO TO THE SECTIONWHERE NOBODY VISITS.

THEY DIG UP THE CASKETSAND RESELL THE PLOTS.

OTHERWISE, THE CEMETERYCAN'T MAKE MONEY.

announcer:THE THREAT OF GOING BACK TO JAIL

HAS THE EX-CONS BENDINGTO HIS EVIL WILL.

- DAMN! BE CAREFUL!

I GOT TO MAKE MONEYOFF OF THIS THING.

announcer: ONCE THEY GETTHE FULL PICTURE

OF WHAT DEMETRIUSIS PLANNING...

- POP THE TOPAND GET THE BITCH OUT THE BOX!

announcer:TO DISPOSE OF THE CORPSE

IN A VATOF HYDROFLUORIC ACID.

- WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, MAN?YOU FRANKENSTEIN?

announcer:THEY WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

- GET THE BITCHOUT OF THE BOX.

- THAT'S THE LAST TIME.LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

announcer: FINALLY,THE EX-CONS ABANDON

THE CROOKED GRAVEYARD OWNERTO HIS OWN DIRTY WORK.

THAT DEAD GIRLWILL COMPLETELY DISAPPEAR

IN HIS TUBOF HYDROFLUORIC ACID.

BUT THEN KARMA STEPS IN,

AND DEMETRIUSIS THE ONE WHO TAKES A BATH.

- AAH!

- HYDROFLUORIC ACIDIS VERY DANGEROUS,

BECAUSE WHEN INGESTED,

IT COMBINESWITH THE MUCOUS MEMBRANES

IN YOUR SINUS, THROAT,AND LUNGS

AND WILL DEVELOP BLISTERSTHAT WILL, IN ESSENCE,

COOK YOU FROM THE INSIDE OUT.

- LET'S GO, HOMEBOYS!I GOT MONEY TO MAKE HERE!

announcer:DEMETRIUS WAS A GRAVE-ROBBIN',

BODY-SNATCHIN',CORPSE-BURNIN' BASTARD.

- AAH!

announcer:HE DIED AS HE LIVED...

- [screaming]

announcer:HORRIBLY.

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