Plank Spanked

A midget obsessed with planking is flung from a seesaw when a block of “blue ice” falls from a plane and hits the other side of the apparatus, flinging him high in the air.

- YEAH, YEAH, THIS ISA GREAT PLACE FOR PLANKING!

YEAH!

- I'M SO EXCITED.- OH, YEAH!

- CHRIS IS A LITTLE GUYLIVING LARGE.

- HURRY UP,TAKE THE PICTURE.

- HE'S GOT HIS FULL-SIZEDSTRIPPER GIRLFRIEND

SNAPPING PICS...- I'M GETTING IT.

I'M GETTING IT.- ALL RIGHT, COME ON.

- AS HE TRIES OUTTHE LATEST INTERNET STUNT:

PLANKING.- YOU LOOK SO GOOD, BABY.

- PLANKING IS WHEN YOU LIE DOWNSTIFF AS A BOARD

IN VARIOUS PLACES, AND POSTTHE PICTURES ON THE WEB.

- THIS IS GONNABE SO COOL!

- MR. PLANKAND HIS SKANK...

- I GOT IT, BABE.

I GOT IT.IT LOOKS SO GOOD.

- TURN THE PLAYGROUNDINTO THEIR OWN AMUSEMENT PARK.

- HEY, BABY,THIS IS SO COOL.

PLANKING ONA TEETER-TOTTER.

- EXCUSE ME.

WHAT DO YOU THINKYOU'RE DOING?

- AND WHENA PISSED-OFF MOM

TRIES TO TAKE BACKTHE PLAYGROUND...

- THIS IS FOR CHILDREN.- LISTEN, SOCCER MOM,

JUST GET THE HELLOUT OF HERE,

AND TAKE YOURBRATTY KID WITH YOU.

- CHRIS IS A LITTLESHORT WITH HER.

- THIS IS WHAT I DO!I PLANK!

- CHRIS PLANKSTHE SEE-SAW...

- THAT'S PERFECT.STAY LIKE THAT.

- BUT GETS LAUNCHEDBY SOMETHING HE NEVER SAW.

- AAH!

- AAH! AAH!

CHRIS! AAH!

OH, MY GOD!

- A GIANT CHUNKOF BLUE ICE

DROPPED FROMA COMMERCIAL AIRLINER.

BLUE ICE SOMETIMES FORMSWHEN A MIXTURE OF SEWAGE

AND DISINFECTANTLEAKS OUT OF AN AIRPLANE.

IT FREEZES SOLID AT HIGHALTITUDE, AND FALLS...

- AAH!- AAH!

- LIKE A TURD METEORITE.

- THE VICTIM WAS CATAPULTEDTHROUGH THE AIR

AND LANDEDWITH DEADLY FORCE

OVER THE TOP CROSSBAROF THE SWING SET,

CAUSING THE STERNUMAND HIS RIBS TO BREAK,

PUNCTURED HIS HEARTAND HIS LUNGS,

CAUSING HIS CHEST CAVITYTO FILL WITH BLOOD.

HE DIED INSTANTLY.

- THIS IS A GREAT PLACEFOR PLANKING!

- CHRIS WAS A LITTLE GUYWHO THOUGHT BIG.

- I'M GONNA PLANK THE [bleep]OUT OF IT ALL!

- HE WANTED HIS PLANKING PHOTOSTO MAKE HIM FAMOUS.

HIS CAREER DID GET LAUNCHED...- AAH!

- BUT IT WAS THE REENTRYTHAT KILLED HIM.

[ominous music]

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