Home Invasion

A robber falls down a flight of stairs after he's startled by his victim who's supposed to be dead.

IT WAS THE HOTTEST NIGHTOF THE SUMMER.

A BAD NIGHT FOR NOOKIE.

- STOP, IT'S TOO HOT.IT'S TOO HOT.

announcer: BUT WITH ALLTHE OPEN WINDOWS,

A GOOD NIGHT FOR THIEVESLIKE VINCE.

- WHAT HAS THE HIGHEST RATE

FOR HOME INVASIONKIND OF VARIES.

AND THE REASONFOR THAT

IS IT'S NOT NECESSARILYTHE TYPE OF RESIDENCE,

BUT THE EASE TO WHICH TO COMMITTHE HOME INVASION ITSELF.

THE RATE OF TIME FOR A HOMEINVASION ROBBERY

IS ACTUALLY, AT THE MOST,TWO TO THREE MINUTES.

THEY WANT TO GET CASH--JEWELRY IS GOOD--

AND GET OUT THE DOOR.

[silverware clattering]

- [gasps]HONEY, WAKE UP.

- WHAT?

announcer: VINCE'S BUMBLINGWOKE UP TRACY,

AND HER HUSBAND, BRAD,INVESTIGATED.

UNLUCKY FOR BRAD,TRACY ALERTED THE BAD GUY...

- HONEY?- SHH.

announcer: WHO CAME OUTOF THE CLOSET SWINGING.

- [screams]

announcer: BRAD WASN'TBREATHING.

- YOU KILLED HIM!- SHUT UP!

announcer:SO TRACY STARTED CPR

WHILE VINCERAIDED THE BEDROOM.

- COME ON.

announcer: DESPITE TRACY'SEFFORTS...

- DON'T DO ANYTHING...- DON'T HURT ME!

- OR ELSE,I'LL KILL YOU!

announcer: BRAD WASLIGHTS-OUT.

ON A HOT SUMMER NIGHT,

A HUSBAND MET A THIEF.

VINCE GOT AWAYWITH THE GOODS...

- [screams]

announcer: BUT BRADWENT AWAY...FOR GOOD.

WAIT A MINUTE,1K FREAKS.

YOU THINK WE'RE GONNALET THE BAD GUY GET OFF?

CHECK IT OUT.

BRAD WAS DEAD,BUT...

THEN HE WASN'T.

IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEARNABOUT SOMETHING CALLED

THE LAZARUS SYNDROME.

- THE LAZARUS SYNDROMEIS VERY, VERY RARE.

ONLY 38 CASES HAVE BEEN REPORTEDIN THE WORLD.

WHEN CPR IS BEING PERFORMED,

IT CREATES A TREMENDOUS AMOUNTOF PRESSURE

WITHIN THE HEART.

WHEN CPR HAS BEEN TERMINATED,

SOME OF THAT PRESSURECAN GET RELEASED,

AND AN ELECTRICAL IMPULSEMAY OCCUR,

WHICH CAN ALLOW THE HEARTTO BEAT AGAIN,

EVEN AFTER FIVE MINUTESTO A HALF AN HOUR.

announcer: BRAD'S UNEXPECTEDRECOVERY

SCARED THE HELL OUT OF VINCE.

- WHOA![screams]

announcer: MAKE THAT SCARED HIMSTRAIGHT TO HELL.

VINCE'S SKULL SMASHEDINTO THE STONE PATIO,

CAUSING MASSIVE HEMORRHAGING,

SHUTTING DOWNALL BRAIN FUNCTIONS.

- OH, MY GOD.YOU'RE ALIVE.

announcer: THERE'LL BENO RESURRECTING YOU, VINCE.

YA RAT BASTARD.

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