Tali-Bombed

  • Aired 12/06/2009
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Even terrorists have to work.

announcer:EVERYBODY'S GOT TO WORK,

INCLUDING ABDUL AND HABIB.

THE ONLY THINGTHAT SETS THEM APART--

THEY'RE TERRORISTS.

TODAY'S ASSIGNMENT--BLOW UP A POLICE STATION.

A SUITCASE FULLOF PLASTIC EXPLOSIVE, C-4,

SHOULD DO THE TRICK.

ABDUL AND HABIBARE NOT SUICIDE BOMBERS.

THEY ARE MORE THAN HAPPYTO LET OTHERS FILL THAT ROLE.

THEY'D RATHER BUILD BOMBS

AND TALKABOUT THEIR FAVORITE TOPIC--

WESTERN POPULAR CULTURE.

- SEINFELD.SEINFELD.

- [laughing]

- JERRY SEINFELD!

MILEY CYRUS, HUH?

WHOA.[laughing]

- MILEY CYRUS, GOOD.

- CAMERON DIAZ.

- CAMERON DIAZ, GOOD.

GOOD.

MOST BEAUTIFUL ONE...

ANGELINA JONES.

- OH!- [laughing]

- HIGH FIVE!- AH!

- [speaking native language]

- OH, I KNOW.

OH, YEAH.

announcer: THEY MOVE ONTO THE NEXT STEP--

CONNECTING THE EXPLOSIVESTO A GPS TIMING DEVICE.

ABDUL CHECKS HIS WATCH

AND SETS IT TO BLOW UPAN HOUR LATER.

BY THAT TIME,

THEY'LL BE WATCHINGTHE RESULTS OF THEIR DIRTY WORK

ON AL JAZEERA.

- GOOD TO GO.

- GOOD TO GO.

- [singing in native language]

[watch beeping]

- NO!

[explosion]

announcer: WITH DAYLIGHTSAVINGS TIME IN EFFECT,

IT WAS ALREADY 1:45--

THE TIME ABDULHAD SET IT TO GO OFF.

IT ONLY TOOK A FEW SECONDSFOR THE GPS TIMER

TO CONNECT TO THE SATELLITEAND RESET THE CLOCK

TO THE CORRECT TIME,WHICH WAS NOW.

[explosion]

- THE PRIMARY BLASTOF THE ACTUAL EXPLOSIVE FORCE

THAT HE WAS EXPOSED TO,

FIRST, WOULD OBVIOUSLY AFFECTHIS HANDS.

THEY WOULD FRACTURE HIS FINGERS

RIGHT BEFOREDISINTEGRATING THEM.

HIS FOREARM WOULD THEN BEOBLITERATED AND PULVERIZED.

AND THEN AS THE BLAST WAVEGOT LARGER,

HIS CHEST WOULD BE EXPOSED TO ITAND HIS HEAD AS WELL.

announcer: IN DEATH,ABDUL AND HABIB

LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSONABOUT LIFE--

IT'S ALL ABOUT TIMING.

[explosion]

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