Manse-Meat

Season 4 2:07

Two Rogue-Taxidermists unlock their creativity with moonshine and test out their newest mounts in a careless game of cabin chicken, reducing one to a bloody pile of “manse-meat”.

THIS BACKWOODS CABINIS FILLED WITH...

- COME ON!

announcer: STUPIDITY.

- DRINK!

announcer: DEL AND LONNIEARE BROTHERS

AND PARTNERS...- WHOO!

announcer: IN A MOONSHINEOPERATION.

- MOONSHINE IS MADE IN HOMEMADESTILLS IN THE BACKWOODS,

AND THESE PEOPLE CAN USEWHATEVER THEY WANT

TO MAKE THESE STILLS.

SO YOU MIGHT HAVE ENGINE PARTSOR A GASOLINE TANK

AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WASIN THOSE THINGS TO BEGIN WITH,

AND THOSE THINGS WILL END UPIN YOUR MOONSHINE.

announcer:DEL, THE OLDER BROTHER,

IS WHAT YOU'D GETIF YOUR MOM SMOKES,

DRINKS, AND HUFFS PAINTTHROUGHOUT HER PREGNANCY.

- YOU KNOW WHAT?YOU A PANSY.

- I AIN'T NO PANSY, MAN.

announcer: LONNIE WAS TAGGEDFOR ABORTION,

BUT MOM WENT INTOA DRUG-RELATED COMA

AND GAVE BIRTH RIGHT BEFORETHE FAMILY PULLED HER PLUG.

- I'M GONNA MAKE A MANOUTTA YOU.

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU INTO A MANLIKE A BULLFIGHTER.

- BULLFIGHTER?

- BULLFIGHTER IN MEXICO!

YEAH!

TORO! TORO!

announcer: ON THIS LOVELY DAYIN REDNECK PARADISE...

- WHOO!

announcer: DEL THINKSIT'S A GOOD IDEA

TO TURN HIS LITTLE BROTHERINTO HIS MATADOR BITCH.

- LOOKING INTO THE EYESOF THE BULL!

- WHOO!

- [scream]

announcer:INSTEAD OF BULLFIGHTING,

MAYBE DEL SHOULD HAVE STUCKWITH REAR-ENDING SHEEP.

- [screams]

- THE ANTLER CURVEDUP THROUGH THE BRAIN,

CATCHING NOT ONLY EYEBALL

BUT THE FRONTAL LOBESOF THE BRAIN

CAUSING MASSIVE BLEEDING WITHINTHE INTERIOR OF THE BRAIN

AND THEN CRUSHING THE BRAINTISSUE OF THE CORTEX,

CAUSING IMMEDIATE DEATH.

- GET DOWN THAT HOLE,FAT RABBIT!

announcer: WHAT ELSEIS THERE TO SAY

IN THE FACE OF SUCHBLATANT STUPIDITY?

HOW ABOUT...[southern accent] "YOU'RE DEAD?

THAT'S SPELLED D...E...D."

- [screaming]

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