Super Zero

  • Season 3
  • Aired 11/21/2011
  • 42,007 Views

A real life crime fighting super hero is harassing some teens smoking pot when he trips on his own cape and falls to his death.

CRIMINALS AND EVILDOERS BEWARE.

THERE'S A ONE-MANCRIME-FIGHTING FORCE

KEEPING US ALL SAFE FROM HARM.

WHO IS THIS MASKED CRUSADER?

- IT'S TIME.

- HE'S PART-TIME SUPERHERO,AND FULL-TIME DORK.

EVERY DAY HE SLIPS ON HISCUSTOM-MADE HERO COSTUME,

STRAPS ON AN ELECTRICCATTLE PROD,

AND TAKES ON THE BAD GUYS.

- RED JUSTICE IS IN TOWN.

- JAYWALKER!

- VIGIL ANDY IS PART OFA GROWING MOVEMENT

OF CRAZED CITIZEN CRIME STOPPERSWHO CALL THEMSELVES

REAL-LIFE SUPERHEROES.

- MA'AM!HOLD IT!

- THERE ARE HUNDREDSAND HUNDREDS

OF DIFFERENT ORGANIZATIONS

WITH SEVERAL MEMBERS THATDRESS UP IN SUPERHERO COSTUMES

AND GO OUT AND ASSISTTHEIR COMMUNITY--

FROM PICKING UP TRASH

AND ALL THE WAY DOWNTO CRIME FIGHTING.

THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEENCOMMUNITY SERVICE

AND CROSSING OVERINTO CRIME FIGHTING.

IT CAN BE ROUGHAND IT CAN HURT YOU.

- [indistinct]

- NO CRIMINALS ELUDERED JUSTICE...

- SIR, SIR!

DO YOU HAVE A CITYVENDOR'S LICENSE

TO BE SELLING THIS CITRUS?

- NO MATTER HOW MINORTHEIR INFRACTION.

- DO INGLES.

- NOW WHAT'S THIS RED JUSTICESMELL?

- ILLEGAL DRUGS.

- THERE, UP ON THE ROOF,A CRIME IN PROGRESS.

- PUNKS.

- TO THE RESCUE,ONWARD AND UPWARD.

THIS IS A JOB FORTHE MASKED MORON.

- I AM RED JUSTICE!

EXTINGUISH THE ILLEGAL DRUGSAND DISPERSE IMMEDIATELY.

- CAPTAIN BUZZKILL,BEAT IT.

- I WARNED YOU.- AH!

- HE TANGLES WITH THE TEENS.

AND WHEN HIS FEETGET TANGLED...

HE MEETS A FORCEHE CAN'T DEFEAT--

- AHH![splat]

- GRAVITY.

- AS THIS GENTLEMAN FELL OFF THEROOF AND IMPACTED ON THE GROUND,

HIS SKULL WAS TRAVELINGAT A RAPID SPEED

AND SUDDENLY STOPPEDBY THE GROUND.

HIS BRAIN KEPT MOVING

AND SMASHED INTO THE FRONTOF HIS SKULL,

CAUSING MASSIVE INTERNALHEMORRHAGE.

ONCE HE HIT THE GROUND,HIS HEART RIPPED

AND HIS AORTA TORE INTO PIECES

CAUSING MASSIVE INTERNALBLEEDING, KILLING HIM.

THE FALL WAS SO RAPID

HE PROBABLY DIDN'T HAVEENOUGH TIME TO PASS OUT

AND LIKELY FELTTHE ENTIRE INCIDENT.

- JAYWALKER!

- ANDY THOUGHT IF YOU DRESSAND ACT LIKE A SUPERHERO,

YOU ACTUALLY BECOME ONE.

- AH!

- BUT WHEN HE PUT THOSESUPER POWERS TO THE TEST...

[screaming]

RED JUSTICE DIDN'T FLY.

[splat]

HE FELL.[distant sirens]

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