South Park: The Stick Of Truth and The Phantom Pain Help Samuel L. Jackson Open the VGA

  • Season 2012
  • Aired 12/07/2012
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The boys from South Park show off their upcoming game, The Stick of Truth with Samuel L. Jackson to open the 2012 SPIKE VGA with a bang. The Walking Dead's Norman Reedus, Steven Yeun, and Danai Gurira give out the award for Best Shooter, and gamers get a first look at the world premiere for The Phantom Pain.

>> IT IS THE TALE OF SMALL

HOBBIT AND THE GREAT WIZARD WHO

APPEARED TO HIM ONE DAY.

>> ALL RIGHT DUDE.

CHECK IT OUT.

AND TELL ALL THE HIPPIES YOU

COME ACROSS.

>> TWO HIPPIES.

>> I'M SEARCHING FOR A DRAGON'S

TREASURE.

>> I'M THE WIZARD, AND YOU MUST

RESPECT MY AUTHORITY.

>> YES, IT DOES.

LOOK CLOSER.

LOOK CLOSER.

>> HUMANS, AND ELVES, AND HALF

JEWS EVERYWHERE.

WELCOME TO THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY

OF THE VGA AWARDS.

LET THERE BE LIGHT!

LET THERE BE MUSIC!

AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST FOR

THE EVENING, THAT BALD GUY FROM

"THE MATRIX," SAMUEL LEROY

JACKSON!

WE'VE GOT TO KILL EVERY [BLEEP]

IN THE ROOM.

I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL.

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE [BLEEP]

SNAKES ON THIS [BLEEP] PLANE.

I'M ONE BAD [BLEEP].

>> YEAH.

ALL RIGHT.

FEEL THE PATH OF THE RIGHTEOUS

BY ZOMBIES AND ALIENS AND I WILL

STRIKE DOWN UPON THEM WITH GREAT

VENGEANCE AND FURIOUS KILL SHOTS

AND YOU WILL KNOW THAT THE VGA'S

IS THE BADDEST TV WHEN I LAY

THIS UPON THEE.

WELCOME TO VGA TEN!

IT'S GOING TO BE AN AWESOME

SHOW... WHY?

BECAUSE I'M YOUR HOST, AND

WHETHER IT'S "PULP FICTION" OR

"GRAND THEFT AUTO," SAM JACKSON

DOESN'T MESS AROUND.

IT'S MY FOURTH TIME HOSTING THE

VGAS AND YOU KNOW ME SO

WHOEVER'S IN CHARGE OF THAT

BLEEP BUTTON BETTER HAVE THEIR

FINGER READY, BECAUSE THIS IS

GONNA BE ONE HECK OF A GOOD

TIME...

[BLEEP]!

THIS [BLEEP] IS WORLDWIDE

BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER

WE'RE STREAMING ON XBOX LIVE!

THEY BROUGHT YOU THE MARS

LANDING, THEY BROUGHT YOU THE

DEBATES, AND NOW THEY'RE

BRINGING YOUR VGAS.

SO SIGN ON, AND YOU CAN VOTE ON

WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN HERE

TONIGHT.

THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS THE ONLY

SHOW YOU CAN ACTUALLY PLAY.

IT'S LIKE AN RPG AWARD SHOW, AND

I'M YOUR [BLEEP] AVATAR.

WE'RE A DECADE IN ON THE VGAS,

AND SINCE YOU'VE BEEN WITH US

THE WHOLE TIME, EVERYBODY'S A

WINNER.

PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE WINNING

PRIZES ALL NIGHT.

I'M TALKING ABOUT TRIPS TO

PRIVATE ISLANDS, FANS GETTING

PUT INTO GAMES, AND A WHOLE HELL

OF ALOT MORE...

THANK YOU, GAMESTOP.

AND OF COURSE, I'LL BE TWEETING

ALL NIGHT, SO IF YOU DON'T

FOLLOW MY TWEETS @SAMUELLJACKSON

THEN YOU'RE A DUMBASS.

AND YOU KNOW I MEAN IT BECAUSE I

JUST TWEETED THAT [BLEEP].

NOW, THIS FIRST WORLD PREMIERE

TAKES US TO A PLACE WE'VE ALWAYS

WANTED TO GO.

A MAGICAL LAND WHERE TOWELS GET

HIGH AND DOOKIE SINGS.

PLACE WHERE CARTMAN KICKS "THE

HOBBIT".

THIS IS "SOUTH PARK: THE STICK

OF TRUTH."

>> WORLD PREMIER.

FOR A THOUSAND YEARS A BATTLE

HAVE BEEN WAGED.

AS NEWS OF A NEW KID SPREADS

THROUGHOUT THE LAND.

>> OH HAIL THE GRAND WIZARD.

SO YOU ARE THE NEW KID.

YOUR COMING WAS FORETOLD BY

COLDWELL BANKER.

>> LET ME SHOW YOU MY KINGDOM.

HERE IT IS.

THE STICK OF TRUTH.

IT'S GOD.

THAT WAS YOUR ONE [BLEEP] CLYDE

TO GUARD THE STICK OF TRUTH.

>> GET US STITHE STICK.

I'M SHOOTING YOU.

>> DON'T LET HIM GET YOUR BRAIN.

>> WE HAVE TO ATTACK HIM.

DON'T ASK WHY KENNY WANTED TO BE

A CHICK.

IT'S HOW HE'S ROLLING RIGHT NOW.

>> IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT HONEY.

>> WE'RE NOT DRUIDS AND WE'RE

[BLEEP] WIZARDS AND WARRIORS.

WHAT WE DO NOW WILL BE WRITTEN

FOR DAYS TO COME.

LET US PURSUE THE ARMY OF

DARKNESS.

AND WE'RE GOING TO USE ORATOR

PEE DOZE.

>> AND EVERY TIME KEVIN.

GOD [BLEEP] IT KEVIN.

SERIOUSLY.>> EVERY TIME KEVIN.

GOD [BLEEP] IT KEVIN.

SERIOUSLY.TORPO.

>> AND EVERY TIME KEVIN.

GOD [BLEEP] IT KEVIN.

SERIOUSLY. EVERY TIME

GOD [BLEEP] IT KEVIN.

SERIOUSLTORPE.

>> AND EVERY TIME KEVIN.

GOD [BLEEP] IT KEVIN.

SERIOUSLY.D.

>> AND EVERY TIME KEVIN.

GOD [BLEEP] IT KEVIN.

SERIOUSLY.OS.

>> AND EVERY TIME KEVIN.

GOD [BLEEP] IT KEVIN.

SERIOUSLY.

AND NOW THE SURVIVING CAST OF

"THE WALKING DEAD," NORMAN

REEDUS, STEVEN YEUN, AND DANAI

GURIRA.

THIS IS THE DAY YOU FEARED MOST.

YOU'RE ALL ALONE.

YOUR ENEMIES ARE CLOSING IN

AROUND YOU.

YOU REACH FOR YOUR WEAPON, YOUR

ONLY HOPE OF SURVIVAL.

YOU TAKE AIM, AND WITH ONE

WELL-PLACED SHOT... YOU MAKE IT

TO YOUR NEXT SAVE POINT.

YOUR SKILL WITH A GUN-

OR A CROSSBOW.

OR A CROSSBOW -- CAN OFTEN BE

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIFE AND

DEATH.

THESE ARE THE GAMES THAT ARE

TRAINING US FOR THAT FATEFUL

DAY.

BEST SHOOTSHOOTER.

BORDERLANDS 2.

CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS II.

HALO 4.

MAX PAYNE 3.

AND THE WINNER IS BORDER LANDS,

2.

ACCEPTING THE AWARD THE

PRESIDENT RANDY PITTSBURGH.

BORDERLANDS ALSO WINS BEST

MULTIPLAYER.

>> WOW, THIS IS FANTASTIC.

FIRST I NEED TO THANK ALL OF THE

GUYS AT GEARBOX.

YOU MADE THIS POSSIBLE AND YOU

KICKED MAJOR ASS.

>> ON BEHALF OF EVERYONE FROM

GEARBOX.

WE WANT TO THANK 2 K GAMES.

AND WE GOT TO THANK ALL OF OUR

FAMILY, AND WE HAVE TO THANK ALL

OF OUR FANS.

BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ONES THAT

MAKE THIS GAME SPECIAL.

>> I WANT TO THANK MATT

ARMSTRONG.

HE'S THE CREATOR OF THE

BORDERLANDS.

>> AND ON BEHALF OF THE TEAM I

GOT TO THANK THE FANS.

YOU GUYS YOU FUEL US.

YOU FUEL US.

THANK YOU SO MUCH AND VOTE FOR

CL

CLAPTRAP, CHARACTER OF THE YEAR.

FROM "PARKS & RECREATION,"

PLEASE WELCOME ADAM SCOTT.

THE VGAS ARE KNOWN FOR SHOCKING

YOU WITH WORLD PREMIERES FOR

GAMES YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW

EXISTED.

THEY SAY THIS NEXT ONE IS

SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUTURE OF

GAMING, BUT I'M A SKEPTIC.

SERIOUSLY I'M A SKEPTIC.

SERIOUSLY, I DON'T BELIEVE

ANYTHING UNLESS I SEE IT FOR

MYSELF.

BIGFOOT?

I DON'T THINK SO.

UFOS?

WHERE'S THE PROOF?

EARTH IS ROUND?

PLEASE.

THEN I SAW THIS PREMIERE, AND

NOW I'M A BELIEVER.

IT'S 100% GAME PLAY.

IT SOUNDS GREAT.

IT'S TOTALLY INSANE.

NOW WHAT I CAN'T BELIEVE IS WE

HAVE TO WAIT TO PLAY IT.

WORLD PREMIER.

PLEASE TRY TO RELAX.

THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME.

I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

YOU'VE BEEN IN A COMA FOR QUITE

SOME TIME.

>> ON YOUR FEET, SOLDIER.

[SOUN

[SOUNDS]

[BEATING SOUNDS]

A VIDEOGAME IS NOTHING WITHOUT A

KICK ASS CHARACTER.

BECAUSE WITHOUT CHARACTERS, HOW

YOU GONNA SHOOT SOMEONE IN THE

FACE?

THIS YEAR, GAME CREATORS GAVE US

FIVE MEMORABLE CHARACTERS WITH

THE DEPTH, PERSONALITY, AND

ALL-AROUND BAD-ASSED-NESS TO BE

NOMINATED FOR 2012 CHARACTER OF

THE YEAR.

BUT RATHER THAN INTRODUCE THEM,

I'M GONNA LET THEM INTRODUCE

THEMSELVES.

YOUR FIRST NOMINEE IS COMING AT

YOU RIGHT NOW.

CHARACTER OF THE YEAR.

>> YOU'VE BEEN NOMINATED FOR

YOUR VALOR AND SACRIFICE.

>> I DON'T NEED AWARDS

>> A CELEBRATION OF SOMETHING

GREAT IN A TIME OF WAR AND

DOUBT.

>> CHIEF, SAMUEL L. JACKSON IS

HANDING OUT THE AWARD.

THIS IS A GLOBAL PARTY SO WE

GOTTA HAVE A DJ. THIS GUY'S A

GRAMMY-NOMINATED PRODUCER WHOSE

MUSIC HAS APPEARED IN GAMES LIKE

"DJ HERO," "MIDNIGHT CLUB," AND

"STOKED."

HERE'S WOLFGANG GARTNER!

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