Colon Gross

Season 3 2:54

A woman living with two male roommates is sick of losing bets so she cheats at a farting contest by injecting compressed nitrous into her rectum, rupturing her intestines

- ROOMMATES!- ROOMMATES!

- SANDRA, MIKE AND JEFF

COULDN'T DO ANYTHINGWITHOUT MAKING IT A CONTEST.

- [laughing] YES!

- WHETHER IT WASBEER BONG HITS...

- YES!- HA HA HA!

- RAISING THE LOUDEST BELCH...[men belching]

- OH, NO!

- OR SUCKING DOWNTHE MOST NITROUS.

- OH, AH![laughing]

- SANDRA WAS THE MOSTCOMPETITIVE OF THEM ALL.

- READY?

- HAVING GROWN UPWITH HER THREE OLDER BROTHERS,

SHE LIKED NOTHING BETTERTHAN TRYING TO BEAT THE BOYS.

BUT LATELY, SHE'D BEENON A LOSING STREAK.

- YOU ARE LOSER!

- DUE TO A COMPETITIVE STREAK

THAT IS VERY, VERY HIGHIN SOME GIRLS,

THEY WILL SEEK OUTCOMPETITIONS WITH BOYS

ON PURPOSE JUST TO PROVETHEIR SELF-WORTH.

- [small belch]OH NO!

- VICTORY!

- BECAUSE OF PEER PRESSURE,

SOME GIRLS WILL PUSH THEIRPHYSICAL AND EMOTIONAL LIMITS.

OFTEN LEADING TO THEM DOINGTHINGS THAT ARE DANGEROUS.

- TODAY, SANDRA WASN'T GOINGTO LEAVE ANYTHING TO CHANCE

WHEN THE INEVITABLEFARTING CONTEST AROSE.

- FART CONTEST.YOU'RE IN?

- OH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.

- OKAY, FART CONTEST.

- SHE HAD A SUREFIRE PLANTO BLOW THESE BOYS AWAY.

WHILE HER ROOMMATESWERE OUT BUYING

FART-INDUCING BEANSAND BROCCOLI,

SARAH GOT BUSY WITH A LEFTOVERFROM THE WHIPPIT CONTEST--

AND UNUSED CANOF WHIPPED CREAM.

HER IDEA WAS TO BLOWTHE COMPRESSOR GAS

UP HER COLON.

THEN, WHEN THE TIME CAME,

SHE'D RATTLE THE RAFTERS.[can hissing]

SHE GASSED UP,AND THEN BACKFIRED.

- SPICY--- [screaming]

OH! AAH!

OH, GOD! AAH!

OH!

- SANDRA, YOU OKAY?

- UGH! AHH!

I'M COVERED IN ASS BLOOD!

- UGH!

- ONCE THE NITROUS OXIDE ISINJECTED UP THROUGH THE RECTUM,

THE FREEZING EFFECTOF THE GAS

WOULD ACTUALLY CAUSENECROSIS OF THE TISSUE,

SLOUGHING OF THE WALLOF YOUR INTESTINE,

MASSIVE INTERNAL HEMORRHAGEAND BLEEDING,

CAUSING THE TISSUE TO SWELL,

BLOCKING OFF THE ABILITYFOR THE GAS TO EXPAND FURTHER.

ALL OF THE GAS, AS WELL ASALL THE DEAD TISSUE,

WOULD JUST BE EXPELLEDRIGHT OUT HER BUTT,

RESULTING IN RAPID DEATH.

- ROOMMATES!- ROOMMATES.

- SANDRA WAS A TOMBOY

WHO TRIED TO GO TOE-TO-TOEWITH THE GUYS.

- [small belch]

- BUT WHEN IT CAME TIMETO LET IT RIP...

[can hissing]- OH!

- SHE FILLED IT UP...- AAH!

- AND BLEW OUT HER OWN...

GAS-KET.

- I'M COVERED IN ASS BLOOD!

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