Haunted Prey Ride

  • Season 3
  • Aired 11/07/2011
  • 8,611 Views

A prankster spooks his skittish girlfriend on a haunted hayride and gets run over by the tractor-trailer.

- NOTHING LIKE A HAYRIDEFOR ROMANCE.

- HEY!

- PAT WAS PLANNING TO PROPOSETO HIS GIRLFRIEND SARAH.

[animal howling]- DID YOU HEAR THAT?

- I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.

PROBABLY JUSTA WILD DOG OR SOMETHING.

- IT WAS A DOG.

A JEALOUS DOG NAMED MORGAN,

SARAH'S EX-BOYFRIEND.

- MAYBE WE SHOULD GO BACK.- NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

- HE PLANNED ONSCARRING THE ROMANCE

OUT OF THE YOUNG LOVERSWITH A SKI MASK,

A FAKE AXE,AND A BOOMBOX

BLASTING OUT WOLF HOWLS.

[wolf howling]

- WHEN WE BONDWITH ROMANTIC PARTNERS,

SEROTONIN IS INVOLVED.

IT'S THAT HAPPY,FEEL-GOOD CHEMICAL

THAT REWARDS US FOR DOINGGOOD THINGS IN LIFE.

WHEN WE BREAK UPWITH THAT PERSON,

THE REJECTION CAN FEELBIOLOGICAL.

AND FOR PEOPLEWITH LOW SELF-ESTEEM

WHO ARE RELYINGON THOSE RELATIONSHIPS

TO FULFILL THEMSELVESOR TO COMPLETE THEIR EGO,

THEY FEELVERY, VERY THREATENED.

AND SO THOSE BEHAVIORSCAN ESCALATE

IN RESPONSE TO THAT BREACHOF SEROTONIN IN THE BRAIN.

- BABY...

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

- YES!

- WHEN THE RING CAME OUT...- ARGH!

- AAH!- JEALOUS MORGAN FREAKED OUT.

- AAH!

- AND HIS DREAMSOF GETTING BACK SARAH...

[bones crunching]

WERE CRUSHED.

AND SO WERE MORGAN'S ORGANS.

- THE 2,500-POUND TRAILER

DROVE THROUGHMORGAN'S ABDOMEN,

RIPPING HIM COMPLETELYIN HALF.

WITH HIS ORGANS FLATTENED,

HIS SPINAL CORDCOMPLETELY DESTROYED,

AND HALF OF HIS BLOODFORCED OUT OF HIS SKIN

BY SHEER WEIGHT DISPLACEMENT,HE WAS KILLED INSTANTLY.

- AAH!- STOP!

- OH! MY GOD!MORGAN?

[sobbing]

OH, MY--

- CHEERS.- CHEERS.

- SARAH BROKE MORGAN'S HEART

BY CHOOSING PATTO BE HER MAN.

- ARGH!- AAH!

- THIS DROVE MORGANINTO A JEALOUS RAGE.

[bones crunching]

IN THE END, HE CHOSEA STRANGE WAY TO...

SPILL HIS GUTS.

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