Over-I-Dose

A top hacker encounters a deadly frequency of audio while "i-dosing" - creating digital drugs.

TOM AND TAMMY WEREYOUR AVERAGE COUPLE IN LOVE.

THEY WENT TO THE MOVIES,THEY TOOK LONG WALKS,

BUT UNLIKE OTHER COUPLES,

THEY HAD DIRTY SEXEVERYWHERE THEY COULD.

THESE HEDONISTIC HORN DOGSWERE HARDCORE EXHIBITIONISTS,

WHO LIKED TO GET OFFIN PUBLIC.

TO ADD A LITTLE MORE PUNCHTO THEIR SEX LIFE,

TOM HAD ADDED A SECRET WEAPONTO HIS WEAPON.

- YOU WANT TO MEETPRINCE ALBERT?

- A PRINCE ALERT ISA GENITAL PIERCING FOR A MALE.

AND IT BASICALLY ENTERS

THROUGH THE TOPOF THE URETHRA

AND EXITS AT THE BOTTOMOF THE PENIS.

SO IT WOULD PRETTY MUCHLOOK LIKE THIS.

announcer: ONE AFTERNOON,THE AL DENTE LOVEBIRDS

DECIDED TO GET IT ONON A POWER TRANSFORMER.

IN GENERAL, NOT A GOOD IDEA.

MORE SPECIFICALLY,IT WAS A REALLY BAD IDEA,

BECAUSE THIS TRANSFORMERWAS OLD AND DEFECTIVE.

AS SOON AS PRINCE ALBERTMET LORD TRANSFORMER...

[electrical current crackling]

MASTER TOM HADA PREMATURE ELECTROCUTION.

- AAH!

- A PIERCING,BECAUSE IT'S METAL,

MAKES A GOOD CONTACTAND A GOOD CONDUCTOR,

SO IT PROVIDESA VERY GOOD ENTRANCE POINT.

ELECTRICITY IS ESSENTIALLY

TRYING TO FIND ITS PATHBACK TO GROUND,

SO IF YOU TOUCH THAT CASE,

AND THEY DIDN'T HAVE A GOODGROUND CONTACT ON THAT CASE,

YOUR FEET WOULDBECOME THE GROUND.

announcer:TAMMY DIDN'T GET LAID,

BUT SHE DID GET LUCKY.

HER FEET WEREN'TON THE GROUND

TO COMPLETE THE CIRCUIT,

AND SHE FELT LITTLE MORETHAN A TINGLE.

- IN THIS CASE, WHEN CONTACTWITH THE TRANSFORMER WAS MADE,

THE CURRENT FLOWEDTHROUGH HIS BLOODSTREAM,

STARTING IN HIS PELVIS

AND ASCENDING UP THE AORTAINTO HIS HEART.

THE CURRENT THENLIKELY STOPPED HIS HEART.

announcer:A WISE MAN ONCE SAID,

"HE WHO MAKES LOVE TO GIRLWITH PIERCED PENIS

ON TOPOF ELECTRIC TRANSFORMER

IS IN FOR A BIG SHOCK."

[electrical current crackling]

- AAH!

announcer: WORD UP, WISE MAN.

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