Point Blank

An overly strict dad shoots himself with a gun filled with blanks.

- THAT PUNK?- COME ON, DADDY.

announcer: MIKE RULEDHIS DAUGHTER MEGAN'S LIFE

LIKE A RUTHLESS DICTATOR.

- YOU DON'T CHANGE,YOU DON'T GO OUT.

YOU GOT THAT? CHANGE!

announcer:A YEAR EARLIER,

HE SCARED HER MOM AWAY,

BUT MEGANWAS STUCK WITH HIM.

- YOU STILLLOOK LIKE A TRAMP!

announcer:IT WASN'T HARD TO SEE

WHY MEGAN HAD A HARD TIMEKEEPING A BOYFRIEND.

- I WANT HER HOMEAT 2200 HOURS, YOU GOT THAT?

- ALMOST ALL FATHERS

ARE NATURALLY A LITTLE BITOVERLY PROTECTIVE.

IF A FATHER HAS A HISTORY OFOVERSTEPPING THEIR BOUNDARIES

WITH YOUNG WOMEN,

THEY ARE PROJECTINGONTO THIS NEW SUITOR

SORT OF AN EVIL INTENT,

AN EVIL INTENT THAT MAYBEACTUALLY THE FATHER

HAD MANIFESTED AT SOME POINTIN HIS LIFE.

announcer:BUT MEGAN'S NEW SQUEEZE NICK

WAS EQUAL PARTSBOLD AND DUMB.

ONE THING ABOUT MIKE--

HE ALWAYS HADHIS RADAR UP.

SO WHEN HE HEARD GIGGLES COMINGFROM MEGAN'S BEDROOM,

THE EX WAR VETPREPARED FOR BATTLE.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?- WE'RE JUST--

- I TOLD YOUWHAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN!

- NOTHING!NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN!

- DAD!- WE'RE JUST STUDYING!

WE'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING!WE'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING!

[gunshot]- AAH!

- [laughs]

announcer: THE BAD THINGABOUT CRUEL PRACTICAL JOKES...

- IT'S BLANKS, MAN.JUST BLANKS. LOOK!

[gunshot]

- DADDY!- OH, MY GOD!

announcer: SOMETIMESTHEY BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE.

WHEN A NORMAL ROUNDIS FIRED,

THE EXPLOSION OF GUNPOWDERSENDS A BULLET FROM THE CHAMBER.

BUT MIKE'S GUN HAD BLANKSWITH CRIMPED TIPS

IN PLACE OF THE BULLET.

WHEN HE PULLED THE TRIGGER...

[gunshot]

- A BLANK FORCESA COLUMN OF AIR

UNDER VERY HIGH PRESSUREOUT THE FRONT OF THE BARREL,

SOMETHING IN THE ORDEROF 50,000 PSI.

IT WAS ENOUGH PRESSURETO CRACK HIS SKULL,

DAMAGE HIS BRAIN,AND KILL HIM.

announcer: IF MEGAN WASN'TALREADY HEADED

FOR A LIFETIME OF THERAPY...

- YOU STILL LOOKLIKE A TRAMP!

announcer: SHE IS NOW.

[gunshot]

- DADDY!- OH, MY GOD!

announcer: GEE.THANKS, POP.

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