Elimination Tattoo: Pin Up: Part I

  • Season 3
  • Aired 09/03/2013
  • 26,253 Views

NaVorro Bowman joins the show as a special guest to help evaluate the artists' work when they're tested on proportion by doing pinup tattoos. On top of that, the human canvases are last season's artists.

- WELCOME TOTHIS WEEK'S ELIMINATION TATTOO.

NAIL IT,AND YOU'LL HAVE ONE MORE WEEK

TO PROVETHAT YOU DESERVE $100,000

AND THE TITLEOF INK MASTER.

AS ALWAYS,YOU'LL BE JUDGED

BY OLIVER PECK,CHRIS NUNEZ, AND MYSELF.

WE ALSO HAVEA SPECIAL GUEST JUDGE--

ONE OF THE MOST INTIMIDATINGLINEBACKERS IN FOOTBALL,

HE PLAYS FOR NFC CHAMPIONSTHE SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS,

NAVORRO BOWMAN.

[applause]

- I GOT MY FIRST TATTOOIN THE TENTH GRADE.

I LOVE TATTOOS.

I'M EXCITED TO SEEWHAT THE CONTESTANTS

BRING TO THE TABLE TODAY.

- AS YOU KNOW,WE'RE NOT YOUR ONLY CRITICS.

EACH WEEK,SPIKE AND TACO BELL

ARE GIVING VIEWERSTHE OPPORTUNITY

TO GOTO INKMASTER.SPIKE.COM

AND VOTE FOR THE TATTOOTHAT THEY THINK IS THE BEST.

AMERICA'S VOTEWILL HAVE A MASSIVE IMPACT

ON THE LIVE FINALE.

THIS WEEK,WE'RE TESTING PROPORTION.

- PROPORTION IS MAKING SURETHINGS ARE THE RIGHT SIZE

SO THAT IT MAKES SENSE VISUALLY.

- THERE IS NO BETTER TESTOF PROPORTION

THAN ONEOF MY FAVORITE TATTOOS:

A PINUP.

- I LOVE DOING PINUPS.

THIS IS MY ONE CHANCE.THIS IS MY ONE MOMENT.

I GOTTA DO THISTHIS TIME.

- YOUR CANVASES THIS WEEKMIGHT LOOK FAMILIAR TO YOU.

COME ON IN, GUYS.

[dramatic music]

- WOW.

- OH, NO.- HOLY [bleep].

- NO WAY.

- I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WE'REGONNA TATTOO THESE CANVASES.

THIS ISLAST SEASON'S CREW.

- WELCOME BACK.

KYLE AND JOSHUA,YOU WON THE FLASH CHALLENGE.

YOU HAVE THE POWERTO CHOOSE YOUR OWN CANVASES.

THE REST OF YOU,

THE POWER IS IN THE HANDSOF YOUR CANVASES.

YOU WILL HAVEA FIVE-MINUTE INTERVIEW

WITH EACH OF THE CANVASESINDIVIDUALLY.

THEN, THE REMAINING CANVASES

WILL CHOOSE SKULLSTO DETERMINE A PICKING ORDER,

AND EACH CANVAS WILL PICKTHEIR ARTIST.

- THIS COULD BE BENEFICIALTO US

OR THE OPPOSITE ENDOF THAT SWORD

AND CUT OUR OWN THROAT.

- HEAD TO YOUR INTERVIEWS.

- PLEASURE GETTINGTO MEET YOU.

- CLINT.- NICE TO MEET YOU.

- SARAH, YOU COULD TAKEA SEAT,

BUT YOU'RE DEFINITELY ONE PERSONTHAT I DO NOT WANNA TATTOO.

- THAT'S FINE, I WOULDN'T HAVECHOSEN YOU ANYWAY.

- WHAT UP, MAN?- WHAT'S UP?

HOW YOU DOING?IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.

- MY IDEA IS A WOMANSITTING IN A CHAIR,

A MACHINE IS IN HER HAND,

AND SHE IS HAVINGAN INK-GASM.

FEMALES SEEM TO LIKE TO [bleep]WHILE I'M TATTOOING 'EM.

- OH, YEAH, THAT--THAT JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN TO ME.

I DEFINITELY DON'T CONNECTWITH THAT KIND OF ARTWORK,

SO I DON'T THINKI'M GONNA BE PICKING HIM.

I WISH YOU LUCK.

I THINK IT'S GONNA BEA REALLY AWESOME TATTOO.

- JOSHUA'S PLAYING IT SAFE,BUT GROW A PAIR, BUDDY.

- SWITCH ROOMS,PLEASE, ARTISTS.

- IS A LOTOF THIS STUFF OLDER?

- SOME OF IT IS.THAT'S ALL--

- THIS LOOKS NEWER.

- HER PERSONA LAST YEARWAS NOT AN ACT.

- DOWN MAYBEA LITTLE BIT MORE.

MIND IF I DID A QUICK SKETCH?- NO.

BITCH, WHO THE [bleep]ARE YOU?

- I WANNA DO A COLORARMY GIRL PINUP ON MY THIGH.

- [bleep] YEAH.

- I'VE GOT DRAWINGSTHAT I'VE DONE ALREADY.

I WILL LET YOU KINDA DOWHATEVER YOU WANT WITH IT...

- KINDA TIE THEM TOGETHER.- BECAUSE I LOVE YOUR STUFF.

- KYLE AND JOSHUA, BECAUSEYOU WON THE FLASH CHALLENGE,

YOU HAVE THE POWER TO CHOOSEYOUR OWN CANVASES.

KYLE, LET'S STARTWITH YOU.

WHO DO YOU PICKTO TATTOO?

- SARAH.

SARAH CAME DAMN CLOSETO WINNING.

SHE CAN HELP MEWITH THE DESIGN.

- JOSHUA, WHICH CANVASHAVE YOU CHOSEN?

- I'VE CHOSEN TJ.

- HE FOUND A NICE DESIGNTHAT HE DOES NOT HAVE TO DRAW,

AND HE'S GONNA DOWHAT JOSH DOES BEST,

JUST COPY.

- CANVASES, ONE BY ONE,

THE REST OF YOUWILL CHOOSE A SKULL

TO DETERMINEYOUR PICKING ORDER.

LET'S START WITH MARK.

- NUMBER ONE.- RON.

- ONE OF MY BIGGEST IDOLSIS HERE, JIME LITWALK.

I LOVE NEW-SCHOOL WORK.

IF THE TATTOO GODSARE ON MY MOTHER[bleep] SIDE,

THAT'S WHO I'M GETTINGTATTOOED BY.

NUMBER FIVE.

- KAY.- TWO.

- CEE JAY.- THREE.

- CLINT?- NUMBER FOUR.

- SO, NICK,YOU'RE NUMBER SIX.

MARK, YOU PICKEDSKULL NUMBER ONE.

GO AHEAD AND CHOOSEYOUR ARTIST.

- I'M GONNA GO AHEADAND ROCK WITH JIME.

- IT'S MOTHER[bleep] MARK.

[bleep] ASS[bleep].

- KAY KUTTA,YOU PICKED SKULL NUMBER TWO.

GO AHEAD AND SELECTYOUR ARTIST.

- I WANT TATU BABY, BUTI DON'T KNOW IF SHE WANTS ME.

- PLEASE DON'T PICK ME.PLEASE DON'T PICK ME.

- I'MA GO WITH CRAIG.

- CEE JAY, GO AHEADAND PICK YOUR ARTIST.

- I'LL GO WITH THE GUYIN THE BLUE SHIRT.

- CLINT, SKULL NUMBER FOUR.

- I'MA GOWITH MY GIRL BABY.

- RON, SKULL NUMBER FIVE.

- I'M GONNA GOWITH JASON.

- SO, NICK,BY PROCESS OF ELIMINATION,

THAT MEANS THAT JACKIEIS YOUR ARTIST.

- THAT'S MY GIRL.

- YOUR CANVASES KNOWTATTOOING FIRSTHAND.

THEY WILL BEYOUR HUMAN CANVAS JURY,

AND THESE GUYS ARE SURETO BE BRUTAL.

THEY WILL PUT ONE OF YOU UPFOR ELIMINATION.

YOU HAVE THE RESTOF THE EVENING

TO CONSULTWITH YOUR HUMAN CANVASES.

TOMORROW,YOU'LL HAVE SIX HOURS

TO COMPLETEYOUR PINUP TATTOO.

BASED ON YOUR WORK,ONE OF YOU WILL CLOSE SHOP.

GOOD LUCK.

- TODAY, WE'RE GONNATEST PROPORTION

THROUGH OUR FAVORITE THING:PINUPS.

PINUPS ALWAYS REQUIRESOME MANIPULATION.

- WE GOT THIS [bleep].- YEAH.

- I'M EXCITED.

- YOU HAVE TO EXAGGERATECERTAIN THINGS

TO MAKE AN APPEALING,ATTRACTIVE, BEAUTIFUL FIGURE

WITH A BEAUTIFUL FACE.

- WHAT WOULD YOU REALLYLIKE TO DO?

- I ENJOY DOING PINUPS, SOI'M GOING TO KILL IT EITHER WAY.

- SO BLACK AND GRAY, CLASSIC.

LET'S SEE,THERE'S, LIKE, ARMY GIRLS,

SAILOR GIRLS,PIRATE GIRLS.

- I'D BE HAPPYWITH, LIKE, A PIRATE

'CAUSE I'M INTO PIRATES,THAT'S ALL.

- OH, LET'S DO A HOT PIRATE.- YEAH, I MEAN, DEFINITELY.

- WHAT DO YOU THINKABOUT THAT DIRECTION?

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

- I'D LIKE TO SEEMORE EYES.

IT'S JUST SOMETHINGABOUT THE FACE.

I LIKE BIG [bleep] HEADS ALSO.I MEAN, THAT'S...

- THE TRICK IS PROPORTION.

IF I MAKE HER HAVE BIGGER EYESTHAN WHAT SHE'S GOT,

THEN IT WON'T BEOUT OF PROPORTION.

YOU'RE GONNA GET MEKICKED OFF, DUDE.

THERE'S NO WAYTHEY'RE GONNA LET ME PUT

SOME BIG-ASS HEAD ON THERELIKE THAT

WITH SOME BIG-ASS EYEBALLS.

THE THINGFOR THE CHALLENGE

FOR THIS THINGIS PROPORTION.

- I'M GONNA GETA NEW-SCHOOL PINUP.

THAT'S WHAT THE [bleep]I WANT.

THAT'S WHAT THE [bleep]I'M GONNA GET.

IF I DON'T LIKE IT,I'M GONNA WALK THE [bleep] OUT.

- THIS SUCKS.I TOTALLY FEEL SCREWED.

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