Face Plant

Season 3 2:27

A sexy mischief-maker’s boyfriend is playing mailbox baseball when he gets hit in the chest by a piece of a broken baseball bat.

- IN THE 5TH CENTURY,

A GERMANIC TRIBECALLED THE VANDALS

HELPED DESTROY WHAT WAS LEFTOF THE ROMAN EMPIRE.

FAST-FORWARD 1,600 YEARS

AND WE HAVE A MODERN-DAYVERSION OF A VANDAL--JASPER.

JASPER WAS A 17-YEAR-OLD CREEPWHO GOT HIS KICKS

BY TAKING A BASEBALL BATTO NEIGHBORHOOD MAILBOXES.

- WHOO!

- IN TERMS OF VANDALISMAND PROPERTY DAMAGE,

THERE'S TYPICALLY ABOUT600,000 CASES PER YEAR IN COURT

INVOLVING JUVENILES.

ACCORDING TO THE OFFICIALDEFINITION BY THE FBI,

VANDALISM INCLUDESANY DESTRUCTION

OF PRIVATE OR PUBLIC PROPERTY.

- WITH HIS GIRLFRIENDBEHIND THE WHEEL,

JASPER WAS BATTINGA THOUSAND...

UNTIL ONE BOX THREW HIMA CURVEBALL.

- WHAT HAPPENED?COME ON, GET IT THIS TIME.

- COME ON,WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?

- I'M BACKING UP. GO!- BACK UP!

- NO MATTER HOW HARDHE SWUNG,

THE BOX WOULDN'T BUDGE.

- COME ON.BREAK IT ALREADY.

- OH!

- AND THEN A FLYING SHARD

FROM HIS BROKEN BAT LANDEDJASPER ON THE DISABLED LIST.

- JASPER?

- MAKE THATTHE DECEASED LIST.

- JASPER, OH, MY GOD!JA--

- A MONTH EARLIER,HE AND HIS GIRLFRIEND

HAD LAID WASTETO THIS VERY SAME MAILBOX

ON ONE OF THEIRVANDALISM SPREES.

BIG MISTAKE.

THE HOMEOWNER, MR. RIVERS,

WAS A RETIRED STEELWORKER.

HE REINFORCEDHIS FLIMSY MAILBOX

TO MAKE IT BAT-PROOF.

JASPER TOOK HIS LICKS,AND THE BOX TOOK HIM DOWN.

- WHEN THE BAT SHATTERED,CREATING A SPEAR

THAT PUNCTURED THE CHEST WALL,

CREATED WHAT WE CALLA SUCKING CHEST WOUND.

AND ALSOA TENSION PNEUMOTHORAX,

WHICH ESSENTIALLYCOLLAPSED THE LUNG

MAKING IT SO THE PATIENTCOULDN'T BREATH.

HE WASN'T ABLE TO GETENOUGH OXYGEN TO HIS BRAIN,

WHICH RESULTED IN HIS DEATH.

- VANDALISM IS A SENSELESSACT OF DESTRUCTION.

[girlfriend laughing]

JASPER THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY.- YES!

- BUT IN THE END,HE WASN'T LAUGHING.

HE WAS DEAD.

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