Crappy Ending

Season 3 2:41

A sexy “Happy Ending” masseuse pries open a curiously buzzing electrical outlet and is stung to death by Asian Giant Hornets.

THERE ARE 200,000 SEX WORKERSIN THAILAND,

AND DAVE WAS DETERMINEDTO VISIT THEM ALL.

MEE-YUNG'S MASSAGE PARLORWAS FAMOUS

FOR CUTTINGRIGHT TO THE CHASE.

- MM, NICE.I LIKE THAT.

announcer: SHE STARTEDWITH A HAPPY ENDING.

[sleazy music]

- [panting]

OH, YEAH, LIKE THAT.

OH, THAT'S GOOD.[clock ticking]

announcer: BUT AFTER A MONTHOF HARD SEX TOURING,

DAVE WAS RUBBED OUT.

- FOCUS.- YEAH, I AM.

I'M FOCUSED, OKAY?

- 5% OF MENWHO ARE 40 AND UNDER

ALREADY HAVEMALE SEXUAL DYSFUNCTION.

DELAYED EJACULATIONIS WHEN A MAN CAN'T EJACULATE.

PSYCHOLOGICAL CAUSESINCLUDE ANXIETY,

FEAR OF PERFORMANCE,

OR DEPRESSION.

[ticking]

- COME ON!- WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

announcer: A BUZZING SOUND

WAS MESSINGWITH DAVE'S CONCENTRATION.

[buzzing]- YOU DON'T HEAR THAT?

- NO.

- I CAN'T CONCENTRATEWITH THAT BUZZING.

- WHERE?

- IT'S, I DON'T KNOW,THE OUTLET OR SOMETHING.

- OKAY.

- OH, JEEZ.

- MEE-YUNG HAD A LOOK.

- TALK ABOUT A BUZZ KILL.

[buzzing]

- AAH!

[screams]

announcer:AND DAVE WAS INTRODUCED

TO THE WORLD'SSCARIEST INSECT.

- OW!

announcer:THE ASIAN GIANT HORNET.

- WHAT THE--

- IN JAPAN ALONE,THIS FLYING TIGER,

THIS ASIAN HORNET,

KILLS MORE PEOPLETHAN ANY OTHER ANIMAL.

THAT'SINCLUDING SPIDERS, SNAKES,

AND ANY OTHER VENOMOUS ANIMALPUT TOGETHER.

WHEN A SCOUT GOES OUT,HE ACTUALLY HAS A PHEROMONE.

THE SIGNAL IS OUT.IT'S LIKE A RADIO WAVE.

HERE THEY COME.

- [groans]DAMN, THAT HURTS!

announcer: THE SCENTFROM THE DEAD HORNET

BROUGHT OUT THE RESTOF THE NEST.

- NO. NO![screaming]

announcer:AND AFTER MULTIPLE STINGS,

DAVE'S SEX TOURHIT A DEAD END.

- THE STINGER ALONEIS 1/4 INCH LONG.

MANDARATOXINIS THE ACTUAL VENOM.

THAT'S THE TOXINTHAT DOES THE DAMAGE.

THERE'S SO MUCH OF IT.

THERE'S, LIKE,TEN TIMES MORE THAN A BEE

WOULD EVER GIVE YOU.

HE'S GONNA START MELTINGFROM THE INSIDE OUT.

ROTTING.

IT ACTUALLY EATSALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE BONE.

HE WAS DEADIN SEVERAL MINUTES.

announcer: DAVE WASAN OVERSEXED SEX TOURIST...

- FOCUS.

announcer: WHO WENTFROM HORNY...

- OHH.

announcer: TO HORNET...

- [screaming]

announcer: TO DEAD.

ARE YOU HAPPYWITH THAT ENDING, DAVE?

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