Great Seizure's Ghost

  • Season 3
  • Aired 08/15/2011
  • 11,009 Views

A cage dancer suffers an epileptic seizure when the strobe lights in her club are activated.

announcer: DIAMOND JACKSIS ONE OF THOSE

HOLE-IN-THE-WALLSTHAT SPECIALIZED

IN STRIPPERS WHO CANWRAP THEMSELVES

AROUND A POLE IN WAYSYOU NEVER DREAMED OF.

- WHOO![applause]

announcer: AND THEN THEREWAS JANELLE...

WHO FOR A LITTLE EXTRAWOULD GIVE YOU

YOUR OWN SPECIAL LAP WRAP.

- AHH!

- GOING ON STAGEIS LIKE ADVERTISING.

AND SO YOU PAY ATTENTIONTO WHO IS TIPPING YOU

AND WHO IS RESPONDING TO YOU.

PEOPLE WHO ARE IN BIG GROUPSTEND TO NOT TIP AS MUCH.

I TEND TO GO FOR THE GUYSTHAT ARE BY THEMSELVES.

AND THEN YOU ALSO LOOKAT WHO'S GETTING

MORE CHANGE FROM THE BAR,

WHO HAS A BIG STACK OF ONESIN FRONT OF 'EM,

AND THEN THOSEWILL BE THE GUYS

THAT YOU GO AND TRYTO GET A LAP DANCE WITH.

announcer: JANELLEWAS SO GOOD AT HER JOB

THAT SHE WOULD LEAVEYOU BREATHLESS

AND PENNILESS.

- WHERE'S MY MONEY?

- I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR MONEY.

- WHAT'S UP? HEY, MAN.- DO NOT TOUCH ME.

announcer: A FOOL ANDHIS MONEY ARE SOON PARTED...

- STAY OUT!

announcer: ESPECIALLYIN THIS CLIP JOINT.

AFTER COUNTING HER CASH...

- IT'S JANELLE!

announcer: THE CURVY SCAM ARTISTJUMPED INTO THE CAGE

AND STRAPPED HERSELF IN.

AND WITH A NEW STROBE SYSTEM,

SHE KNEW ALL EYESWOULD BE ON HER.

HER AUDIENCE WAS MESMERIZED.

AND SO WAS JANELLE.

THE STROBE WAS LIGHTING UPHER NEURONS

AT 30 FLASHES A SECOND

AND SHE WAS DANCING LIKESHE NEVER HAD BEFORE.

THAT'S 'CAUSE SHE WAS HAVINGA GRAND MAL SEIZURE.

- IN THE VISUAL CORTEXOF THE BRAIN,

WHERE VISION AND LIGHTARE PROCESSED,

FLICKERING FROM A STROBE LIGHT,IN THIS CASE,

CAN CAUSE A SEIZURE.

WHEN SHE HAD THE SEIZURE,

THE MUSCLESOF HER JAW CONTRACTED,

SHE BIT DOWN ON HER TONGUE,

HER TONGUE STARTEDTO BLEED PROFUSELY,

SHE CHOKED ON HER OWN TONGUE,AND SHE DIED.

announcer: JANELLE KNEW HOWTO SHAKE IT

AND SHAKEDOWN.

BUT WHEN THE LIGHTSSTARTED FLASHING,

SHE SEIZED UP.

AND THEN IT WAS LIGHTS OUT.

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