Shredded Zeke

  • Season 4
  • Aired 03/12/2012
  • 9,313 Views

A tattoo/piercing fetishist undergoes the ultimate piercing to impress a girl and gets fileted.

announcer:LIFE INSIDE A TATTOO PARLOR

CAN BE PRETTY COMPETITIVE.

VERONA WAS THE SHOP'STOP DRAW.

SHE HAD A SPLIT TONGUE

AND ZEKE WAS JEALOUS OF ALLTHE ATTENTION IT BROUGHT HER.

- THAT IS SO AWESOME, DUDE.

- IF YOU'RE GONNA BEA TATTOOIST,

YOU HAVE TO LOOK THE PART.

I CAME IN ONE DAY,AND ONE OF MY BODY PIERCISTS

WAS DOING A PENILE IMPLANTON HIMSELF,

SLICING HIS PENISAND SLIDING BEADS IN THERE.

PEOPLE WILL DO WHATEVER THEYWANT TO BE DIFFERENT.

I THINK THEY FORGET THE FACTTHAT IT'S PERMANENT.

- CHINESE SYMBOL,WARRIOR, IN BLACK.

- DONE IT A DOZEN TIMES.

announcer:ONE OF THE THINGS ABOUT ZEKE--

HE HAD THE SKILLSTO PAY THE BILLS.

- YOU KNOW WHAT?THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.

- THANKS, MAN.

announcer: BUT ZEKE WAS ALSOA TOTAL JERK.

- DID YOU TATTOO "DOUCHE BAG"ON HIS ARM?

- [laughing]MAYBE.

- YOU'RE SO SCREWED.HE'S IN A BIKER GANG.

- HE'S NEVER GONNA FIND OUT.

announcer:THE NEXT WEEK,

ZEKE SHOWED UPWITH A PIECE OF BODY ART

THAT MADE VERONA'S SPLIT TONGUELOOK TAME.

- CHECK IT OUT.

announcer: ZEKE HAD SWALLOWEDA TEFLON-COATED CHAIN

AND LET IT PASS THROUGHHIS DIGESTIVE SYSTEM

DOWN HIS HERSHEY HIGHWAYAND OUT HIS BUTT.

- I'M GONNA CALL IT..THE "CHAINUS."

- OH, MY GOD.- OH, NO! THAT'S GROSS!

- YOU HAVE A CHAIN RUNNING OUTOF YOUR BUTT INTO YOUR MOUTH!

- "CHAINUS"GONNA MAKE ME FAMOUS.

- YOU'VE COMPLETELYLOST IT, ZEKE.

- YOU!YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!

announcer: BUT ZEKE DIDN'T HAVETHE TIME TO GLOAT.

- I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

VERONA, I TRUSTED YOU!

announcer: THAT BURLY BIKERHAD FOUND SOMEONE

WHO KNEW CHINESE.

- GET BACK HERE,YOU BASTARD!

I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

I'LL SHOW YOUWHO THE DOUCHE BAG IS!

I'M GONNA FIND YOU!

announcer: ZEKE MANAGEDTO AVOID THE BIKER,

BUT NOT THE FORKLIFT.

- HEY! HEY, HEY!

GET--HEY! HEY!

[grunting]

- THE WEIGHT OF HIS BODYAGAINST THE CHAIN

MADE THE CHAIN TAUGHT.

AND THE CHAIN IS GONNA ACTLIKE A BUTTER KNIFE,

SLICE THROUGH HIS INTESTINES,TEARING ALL THE BLOOD VESSELS,

AND HIS WHOLE BODY CAVITYIS GONNA FILL WITH BLOOD.

- CHECK IT OUT.

announcer:ZEKE THOUGHT THE CHAINUS

WOULD RAISE HIS CAREERTO NEW HEIGHTS.

- HEY!

announcer:IT GAVE HIM A LIFT...

BUT LEFT HIM HANGING.

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