You Break It You Buy It

  • Season 1
  • Aired 03/01/2014
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Jason is a bull in a china shop when shopping in this thrift store. He'll have to maneuver carefully to avoid crashing into the high-end items and replacing the expensive stuff.

Jason: I feel big everywhere.

feel huge, gigantic.

The old saying "thebull in the china shop"

might come true today.

♪♪

JASON AND BRYAN NOTICE VERY QUICKLY THAT ANTIQUE DEPOT

CARRIES A LOT OF HIGH-END ITEMS AND EXPENSIVE STUFF.

ONE WRONG MOVE CAN MEAN...

"You break it; you buy it".

(shifting glassware)

I'm getting out of here.

It's too ...

(laughs)

Too many things I can break.

Things in this store are alittle on the high-priced side.

Ever bitchin'.

It's not worth 38 bucks though.

I've been shopping herefor a few years and I see

some of the same thingsthat have been here

for those few years.

You would think people wouldwant to move them at some point.

Sometimes you gotta let go.

Eight-hundred-and-fifty?

These prices are crazy.

♪♪

Muppet babies.

If Bryan were a Muppet,he'd be that big one.

I don't know his name buthe just kinda lumbers

into the scene and breakssome (bleep) and then leaves.

We can play this.Yeah.

I'll be Kermit;you be Miss Piggy.

I'm gonna buy it.

Jason: Ten bucks is a good deal.Yeah.

Everything else is crazy.

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In the glass case section

where they keep all thegood collectibles,

I see a lotof vintage Vegas stuff.

I like this HotelFreemont ashtray.

It's a differentshape than the rest.

Very nice.

25 bucks, I think Icould turn a profit.

If I buy multiple items andbring them together as one unit,

hopefully I'll get adeal on that price.

I'm interested ina couple of things

but I definitely want to see

that Hotel Freemontashtray, please.

How much are these;the envelopes?

Two dollars.

I like this, uh,Sahara glass too.

If I get five items...

Yeah?

can we cut a little deal?

Uh, sure.

So it's 45.

45 dollars is notthe best price.

How does 38 sound?

Let me ask my, uh,negotiating partner.

Does that soundlike a good plan?

I don't know how much goodI can do here, but I'll try.

You could do it for 35.

He's boughtstuff here before.

He's a regular.

Come on! 38!

It's good to have Bryan there.

He's the master of the haggle.

37, make him feel happy.

Only for you.

All right, thank you.

(laughs)

A dollar haggledis a dollar earned.

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