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1000 Ways to Die: Dead Carpet

Posted on: November 14, 2011 | Views: 13,530 | Comment

A nightclub bouncer on a power trip gets in a tussle with an impatient guest when the awning collapses and impales his skull, causing a fatal concussive brain trauma 

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1000 Ways to Die Videos

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One Ring to Kill Them All

One Ring to Kill Them All (0:00)

An obnoxious Hipster attempts to steal a steampunk-style ring from a yard sale, only to discover (too late) that it's a 19th century ring-gun.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 146,407
mushroom capped

Mushroom Capped (0:00)

The binge-drinking wife of a recovering alcoholic eats an ordinarily innocuous common ink cap mushroom at a party and dies from its poison-inducing interaction with alcohol.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 85,580
1kwtd unchained malady

Unchained Malady (0:00)

A man trims his hedges by twirling an electric chainsaw, but strangles on the cord after a bee stings his exposed armpit.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 105,129
bobby slammed

Bobby Slammed (2:19)

A man with a fetish for lactating women mistakenly flashes four female wrestlers, and while he survives the beat-down he gets, he dies from an allergic reaction to breast milk he'd consumed.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 102,725
strongman succumbs to death

Strongman's Sad Day (0:00)

A competitor in the World’s Strongest Man competition overexerts himself and blows his bowels straight out of his butt.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 113,635
neti say goodbye

Neti Say Goodbye (3:00)

A hypochondriac dies on a blind date from a brain-eating amoeba after using tap water in a Neti Pot to clear his sinuses.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 153,026
alcohol bath 1kwtd

Alcohol Bath (1:51)

(When a germaphobic, anti-gay protestor is kissed on the cheek by another man, he attempts to sterilize his entire body by immersing himself in ethanol, which results in osmotic alcohol poisoning.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 36,008
1kwtd long day's gurney

Long Day's Gurney (2:28)

A soon-to-be ex-husband roughs himself up prior to the divorce hearing in order to falsely claim spousal abuse, when the ambulance gurney he’s loaded onto races down a hill and he's launched onto the rusted step-rungs of a telephone pole.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 30,528
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Gas Attack (2:29)

Two members of the new faction in charge of ‘liberated’ Libya, are selling some of Gaddafi's stashed weapons when they explode a canister of mustard gas, cleverly hidden in containers of UN Relief Supplies.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 31,630
1kwtd tire straits

Tire Straits (0:00)

An anti-government extremist in the "sovereign citizen" movement is struck by a runaway tractor-trailer tire during a standoff with the police.

Posted July 17, 2012 Views: 33,112