1000wd_604_americandiedol

Season 4 2:34

A farm hand steals porcine semen for sale on the black market, but is eaten alive by the hogs he services.

- "STAR MACHINE" IS LIVE,AND IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.

LET'S GO!

MAKE SOME NOISE!

announcer: IT HAPPENSALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY:

A LINE OF PERFORMERS WAITINGFOR THEIR CHANCE TO PROVE

TO A TELEVISION AUDIENCE

THEY HAVE THE RIGHT STUFFTO BE A STAR.

- AND I GOT A LITTLE BITOF BEYONCE GOING ON.

announcer: ALL THEY NEEDIS ONE SHOT...

- ♪ FANNY PACK, FANNY SMACK

♪ GONNA GET YOURFANNY FROM THE BACK ♪

announcer: AND THEY WILLBE THE NEXT BIG THING.

- [screeching, singing]

announcer: BUT RARELYIS THERE SOMEONE

QUITE SO FULLOF THEMSELVES...

- OH, LOOK AT THIS LINEOF WANNABES.

announcer: QUITE SOOVER THE TOP...

- YOU CAN BE ONEOF MY BACKUP SINGERS.

announcer: THAN CHANTAL.

- ♪ YOU AIN'T GOTTHE MOVES LIKE I DO ♪

- WHAT YOU HAVE TO HAVETO MAKE IT IN THIS INDUSTRY

IS YOU MUST HAVEA SENSE OF YOURSELF.

[sings]

WHEN I GET ON STAGE,I'M INSATIABLE.

THEY CALLED ME"SEXUAL NAPALM."

YOU KNOW, I BLAZE THE STAGE.

♪ YI YI YI YEAH

announcer: IF THERE'SA CAMERA ROLLING,

YOU CAN BE SURE CHANTALWILL FIND IT.

- EXCUSE ME,SO YOU SEE HOW SHE'S--

- OH!- OH, WHOA!

- WE HAVE A BATTLEOF THE BOOTIES!

- WHO THE HELL DO YOUTHINK YOU ARE?

GET IN THE BACK!- GET BACK THERE, GIRL!

- GET BACK!- GET BACK THERE!

announcer: BACK OF THE LINE,FRONT OF THE LINE,

THERE'S NO SHUTTING UPTHIS GIRL.

- THIS DESERVESTHE FRONT OF THE LINE.

CAN'T YOU SEE?

announcer: THEN A FREAKWINDSTORM CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.

- [screams]

announcer: CHANTAL'S UMBRELLASHOT STRAIGHT INTO THE AIR.

BUT WHEN SOMETHINGIS LIFTED UP

BY NOTHING MORE THANINFLATED EGO

AND HOT AIR,IT'LL COME BACK TO EARTH...

JUST LIKE CHANTAL'S UMBRELLA.

[thud]- AH!

announcer: RIGHT INTOHER SPINE.

- THIS WOMAN WAS VERYUNLUCKY BECAUSE THE UMBRELLA

TOOK JUST THE RIGHT ANGLETHAT IT GOT BETWEEN THE BONES,

WHICH CAUSEDIT TO SEVER THE SPINAL CORD.

HER BREATHING WOULD HAVEIMMEDIATELY STOPPED,

AND SHE WOULD HAVE A TREMENDOUSDROP IN HER BLOOD PRESSURE.

ALL OF THIS IS CALLEDNEUROGENIC SHOCK,

WHICH KILLED HER.

announcer: IF YOU WANTTO BE A STAR,

YOU NEED EQUAL PARTSAMBITION AND TALENT.

IN HER QUEST FOR IMMORTALITY,

CHANTAL LEARNEDONE FINAL LESSON.

- [screams]

announcer: YOU ALSO NEEDTO BE...

ALIVE.

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