The Big Swig

  • Season 3
  • Aired 10/31/2011
  • 10,544 Views

A camper playing the drinking game “I Never” mistakenly drinks near boiling water and suffocates when her esophagus swells up from massive internal burns.

♪ AMAZING GRACE

- THERE'S A LOT OF WAYSTO TRY AND SEE GOD.

♪ THAT SAVED A WRETCH LIKE ME

- YOU CAN SIT AROUNDTHE CAMPFIRE

AND SING HIS PRAISES,

[audio slows down to a stop]

BUT THAT DIDN'T CUT ITFOR MICHELLE.

- ANY REQUESTS?

- YOU KNOW ANYMARILYN MANSON?

- FORCED BY HER PARENTSTO GET GOOD WITH GOD

AT A RELIGIOUS CAMPING TRIP...

- THAT'S AN OLD ONE.- HA!

- SHE FOUND ANOTHER WAYTO GET THROUGH THE NIGHT.

A LITTLE CHEMICAL ENHANCEMENT.

- THERE AREHUNDREDS OF CHRISTIAN CAMPS

THAT MINISTER TOTHOUSANDS OF YOUTH EVERY SUMMER.

SOME OF THESE YOUTH HAVEALREADY ACCEPTED THE TRUTH,

BUT SOME NEEDDIRECTION IN THEIR LIVES.

BY ATTENDING CAMP,WE COULD GIVE 'EM THAT HELP,

BY REINTRODUCING THEMTO THE BLESSINGS OF THE LORD.

- TONIGHT MICHELLE DECIDEDSHE WAS GONNA SHARE

WITH HER BROTHERS AND SISTERS

BY SPIKING DINNER WITHSEVERAL MILLIGRAMS OF ECSTASY.

- DEAR LORD,THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS FOOD.

AMEN.all: AMEN.

- AMEN.

- I FEEL AMAZING.

- I LOVE YOU GUYS.

- WE LOVE YOU, TOO.

[laughter]

- IT DIDN'T TAKE LONGFOR THESE HAPPY CAMPERS

TO GO FROM HOLY ROLLERS...

[heavy breathing and sighing]

- TO HORN DOGS.

- [laughing] YEAH!

[laughter]

- MICHELLE SAT BACKTO ENJOY THE SHOW.

- ROCK STAR!ROCK STAR! ROCK STAR!

- [coughs]

- BUT SHE SUDDENLY GOTA LITTLE CHOKED UP.

- [coughs]

- [laughing] I'M SORRY.

- AFTER INHALING THE SOOTFROM THE FIRE,

MICHELLE GRABBED A THERMOSTO CLEAR HER THROAT.

- [coughs]

- IT DIDN'T GO DOWNTOO WELL.

- [chokes]

- WHAT MICHELLE DIDN'T KNOW

WAS THAT BOILING WATER HAD BEENPOURED INTO THE THERMOS

EARLIER IN THE NIGHT.

- [coughs and gasps]

- WHEN THE GIRL WAS DISINHIBITEDBY THE DRUG SHE WAS ON,

AND SHE TOOK THE SWIGOF THE BOILING WATER,

HER NATURAL RESPONSETO SPIT IT OUT WASN'T PRESENT,

AND SHE CAUSED BURNS IN THE BACKOF HER THROAT AND EPIGLOTTIS.

THIS EPIGLOTTIS, WHICHNORMALLY COVERS UP THE AIRWAY

DURING SWALLOWING, SWELLED UPAND BLOCKED THE AIRWAY.

SHE WOULD'VE PASSED OUTWITHIN FIVE TO 15 SECONDS.

DEATH WOULD'VE ENSUEDWITHIN MINUTES,

AS THERE WAS NO OXYGENGETTING TO HER BRAIN.

- MICHELLE THOUGHT SHE'D PLAYA LITTLE JOKE

ON HER RELIGIOUS FRIENDS.

- AMEN.

- BUT JUST AS THEY WERE ALLABOUT TO SEE GOD...

- I AM A ROCK STAR!

- MICHELLE WENT TO MEET HIM...

- LET'S PRAY.

- PERSONALLY.

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