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Grandma's Boy - J.P. Metal Legs

Posted on: December 21, 2005 | Views: 489 | Comment

Again, I am shocked at a J.P. who behaves in such a deplorable manner, but apparently ever since winning Legend of Zelda the mean boss has just sat around and fantasized about getting metal legs, the chicks he will reap, and the big dummy losers who hang out, have fun, and cheer each other on while he lurks thru the wallways like a Marilyn Manson wanna-be.

A 36-year-old slacker video game nut has to move in with his grandmother and her roommates, but he tells all his friends he's living with 'hot babes.' 

Tags:
video game • metal legs • computer game • zelda