Smother In Law

  • Season 3
  • Aired 08/01/2011
  • 16,924 Views

A horrible mother-in-law is criticizing her son’s wife’s every move in the kitchen when she slips and grabs the oven handle, causing the entire appliance to crush her.

MEET THE MOTHER-IN-LAWFROM HELL.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

announcer:EVER SINCE SABRINA

STOLE BARBARA'S LITTLE BOYTHREE YEARS AGO,

BARBARA HAS BEEN MAKING

HER DAUGHTER-IN-LAW'S LIFEMISERABLE.

- WHAT'S THAT, CABBAGE?

- YEAH, IT'S ACTUALLYCHINESE CABBAGE.

- CHINESE?

MITCH IS AN AMERICAN,HONEY, OKAY?

announcer: AND WHENIT CAME TO THE KITCHEN,

BARBARA ALWAYS KNEWWHAT WAS BEST.

- MY BOYDOESN'T LIKE VEGETABLES.

WHERE'S THE MEAT?

- MORE WOMEN HAVE ISSUESWITH THEIR MOTHER-IN-LAW

BECAUSE THE MOTHER-IN-LAW

HAS RAISED THEIR SONTO BE A MOMMY'S BOY.

MANY MOTHERS BELIEVETHAT THERE IS NO OTHER WOMAN

EXCEPT FOR HER

WHO IS GOOD ENOUGHFOR HER SON.

- DO YOU HAVE ANY CHEESE?

OH, YEAH.- WE DON'T EAT CHEESE.

- MMM-MMM-MMM.- BARB!

announcer: SABRINA TRIEDTO KEEP HER EMOTIONS IN CHECK,

BUT BARBARA'S CARPINGWAS TOO MUCH FOR HER.

- HE HAS LOST WEIGHTSINCE HE HAS BEEN WITH YOU.

announcer:AND SHE BOILED OVER.

- WELL, NO WONDER,LOOK AT YOU!

DISGUSTING.

- DIRTY LITTLE BITCH.

GET OUT OF HERE!

announcer: NOW WITH HERDAUGHTER-IN-LAW OUT OF THE WAY,

IT WAS TIME TO COOKSOME REAL FOOD.

- OH, PIZZA!THANK GOD!

OH!

announcer: THAT'S WHENBARBARA GOT...

- [screams]

announcer:THE COLD SHOULDER.

THE PIZZA BOX WAS WEDGEDINTO THE FREEZER.

WHEN BARBARA YANKED IT OUT,

THE ALREADYTOP-HEAVY REFRIGERATOR

PASSED ITS TIPPING POINT,

AND BARBARA PASSED ON.

- THE EDGEOF THE FREEZER DOOR

IMPALED HER NECK,SEVERING HER CAROTID ARTERY

AND JUGULAR VEIN,AS WELL AS CRUSHING HER TRACHEA.

AS SHE CONTINUED TO FALL,

THE 400-POUND REFRIGERATORIMPALED HER SKULL,

FRACTURING HER SKULLINTO THOUSANDS OF PIECES

AND CAUSING HER TO HAVEA SEVERE BRAIN CONTUSION,

KILLING HER INSTANTLY.

announcer: EVERYBODYWHO HAS A MOTHER-IN-LAW

CAN SOMETIMESFIND THEM TRYING.

- MY BOYDOESN'T LIKE VEGETABLES.

WHERE'S THE MEAT?

announcer: YOU SUCK IT UP ANDLEARN TO LEAVE EACH OTHER ALONE.

- GET OUT OF HERE!

announcer: BUT THEN THERE'STHE BITCH LIKE BARBARA...

- [screams]

announcer: WHO'S BETTER OFFLEFT FOR DEAD.

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