Twinkies Sell For $1300

While Allen & Ton are at an auction, a unit full of Twinkies comes up for sale. They resolve to bid, since Twinkies recently came off the market and might be valuable, but will get their confectionary fix?

- CAN YOU PLEASE PICK UPYOUR PACE?

'RE GONNA MISSTHIS AUCTION.

ALL RIGHT.I'M GONNA SIGN US IN.

HOLD THE AUCTION!

- WHAT, ARE YOU EXERCISING?EARLY MORNING JOG?

- I THOUGHT I SMELLED GARBAGE.- OH, LOOK AT THIS GUY.

- HOW YOU DOING?HOW YOU DOING?

- WHAT HAPPENEDTO THE TRUCK, BRO?

- I PARKED ITAROUND THE CORNER.

I DIDN'T WANT TO GET ITDINGED UP IN HERE.

- GLAD TO SEEYOU COULD MAKE IT, TON.

- CRAP.THINGS JUST KEEP GETTING WORSE.

FIRST BETSY,NOW THESE TWO.

- LAST TIME WE RANINTO THESE CHARACTERS,

THEY OVERBID USAND SHUT US OUT.

TIME TO BRING THE "A" GAME.

I WISH ALL AUCTION BUYERSLOOKED LIKE YOU GUYS, HONESTLY.

- BRUTALLY HANDSOME?- CAN'T ALL BE GOOD-LOOKING.

- YEAH, WELL, SO I COULD JUSTLOOK OVER YOUR HEADS.

- THIS GUY, THIS GUY.HE'S A COMEDIAN.

- HEY, DON'T BRING YOURSELFDOWN TO THEIR LEVEL.

- AW.

- WELCOME TO THE AUCTION.MY NAME IS KEN.

BUY AN ENTIRE LOCKER AS-IS,CASH ON THE SALE.

YOU HAVE 24 HOURSTO REMOVE EVERYTHING,

ANYBODY FROM THE PREMISES.

THESE ARE THE TERMSAND CONDITIONS,

AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS,FEEL FREE TO ASK.

YO!

STEP RIGHT UP.TAKE A LOOK.

WE ALWAYSDO THE BEST FIRST.

- YO, TON,YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS ONE.

- YOU LIKE THAT?- HE'S GONNA LOVE IT.

- WHY?- WHOA.

- THIS UNIT COULD BEA BIG RISK.

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT HOSTESSWENT OUT OF BUSINESS,

SO IT'S GONNA BE DIFFICULTTO GET THIS THING

FOR LESS THAN MARKET VALUE.

- DUDE, IT'S TWINKIES!

- EVERYBODY GET A LOOK.

BESIDES THE HUNGER VALUE,

POSSIBLE COLLECTIBLE VALUETHERE.

CAN I GET A $100 OPENING BID?100?

- RIGHT HERE.- I HAVE 100. NOW 125.

100, NOW 125, NOW 150.I HAVE 125, NOW 150.

NOW 150, NOW 175.- RIGHT HERE.

- 500.- 500, NOW 525. 525, NOW 550.

- HERE.- I HAVE 550, NOW 575.

NOW 600. I HAVE 600.

NOW 625, NOW 650,NOW 675, NOW 700.

NOW 725, NOW 750.- $1,000.

- $1,000, NOW 1,100.I HAVE 1,000, NOW 1,100.

1,000, NOW 1,100, 1,000,NOW 1,100, 1,000, NOW 1,100.

- HERE.- I HAVE 1,100, NOW 1,200.

1,100, NOW 1,200.1,100, NOW 1,200.

1,200, NOW 1,300.I GOT 1,200, NOW 1,300.

1,200, NOW 1,300.I GOT 1,200, NOW 1,300.

- HERE!- NOW 1,400.

I HAVE 1,300, NOW 1,400,1,300, NOW 1,400.

GOT 1,300, NOW 1,400.$1,300 ONCE, TWICE.

SOLD FOR $1,300.

- THIS IS EXACTLYWHAT THESE GUYS ALWAYS DO.

THEY OVERBID ON EVERY UNIT,AND NOW THERE'S JUST TWO LEFT.

I GUESS I'LL BE BUYING YOUAN IMITATION TWINKIE

ON THE WAY HOME, BUD.- NOT THE SAME.

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