Specially Modified Go-karts

Ton and Allen travel to a nearby race track in an attempt to sell their newly acquired racing go-karts. They learn that their go-karts are much more unique than your average racer.

- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE COMINGOR IF YOU'RE GOING.

SO PLEASE,DO US BOTH A FAVOR.

ARE YOU INOR ARE YOU OUT?

- I'M BACK IN.

I'M HERE WHOLEHEARTEDLY,AS LONG AS IT'S 50/50.

IS IT TIME FOR YOUTO TAKE A VACATION?

YOU'RE LOOKING LIKE METWO WEEKS AGO.

- WELL, THAT'S NICE. ALL RIGHT.TAG, YOU'RE IT.

- YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE,GO TAKE A BREAK.

AND DO ME A FAVOR.DON'T CALL, DON'T WRITE,

DON'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE,AND I'LL SEE YOU MONDAY.

- I WILL CONSIDERYOUR VACATION REQUEST FOR ME,

BUT IN THE MEANTIME,WE GOT GO-KARTS TO SELL.

AND I GOT A LITTLE SOMETHINGFOR YOU THAT SHOULD

PUT A LITTLE BIT OF OINTMENTON THAT WOUND OF YOURS.

IN "GIGANTERSIZE..."

BLAMMO!- [chuckling] OH, YEAH.

- I JUST GAVE THE BIG GUYA HAFF-TON PAWN SHIRT.

- YES!- VERY NICE.

- AND HE'S GONNA PUT IT ON.- THANK YOU.

- LET'S GO MAKE A SALE.

- ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS.THIS IS HAFF-TON PAWN.

- NOW THAT WE'REBACK AT IT,

LET'S TRY TO GET THESE GO-KARTSSOLD FOR SERIOUS MONEY.

- SWEET.

THAT'S WHY WE'RE HEADEDTO VENTURA TO MEET WITH ANDRICK.

HE KNOWS ALL ABOUTTHESE MINI MOTORCARS,

AND HOPEFULLY, HE'S WILLINGTO BEEF UP HIS FLEET.

- ALL RIGHT. DID YOU HAVEA CHANCE TO LOOK THESE OVER YET?

- I DID, I DID.- WHAT'S HAPPENING, MAN? TON.

- ANDRICK.HOW YOU GUYS DOING TODAY?

- GOOD, MAN.- YOU'VE KIND OF GOTTEN YOURSELF

IN THE DEEP END HERE.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE?- TROUBLE.

- YEAH. YOU DO HAVESOME TROUBLE.

YOU GUYS EVER DRIVENANY GO-KARTS BEFORE?

- OF COURSE.

- OKAY, WELL,THIS IS NOTHING LIKE THAT.

EVERYTHING YOU SEE HEREIS, LIKE, TEN TIMES BETTER.

LIKE, TEN TIMES THE SPEED,TEN TIMES THE GRIP,

AND TEN TIMESTHE STOPPING ABILITY.

- SO THESE AREPRO LEVEL RACING GO-KARTS.

- YEAH. THESE TWO KARTS, THEY'LLGO ABOUT 90 MILES AN HOUR.

- WOW.- YEAH!

WHERE'S THE CRUMPLE ZONES?

- THERE ARE NO CRUMPLE ZONES,AND THERE ARE NO UPGRADES.

- AT 90 MILES AN HOUR,IF YOU GET IN AN ACCIDENT,

IT'S PRETTY MUCHGONNA BE CATASTROPHIC.

- EH.

- TUCK AND ROLL.- TUCK AND ROLL.

PRETTY MUCH ANYONECAN DRIVE A GO-KART.

- WELL, ANYONE THAT COULD FITIN A LITTLE SEAT LIKE THAT.

WHEN MY BUTT WAS 12 YEARS OLD,I MIGHT HAVE SQUEEZED IN THERE.

HOW OLD ARE YOU?- I'M 20 YEARS OLD.

- I JUST DON'T KNOWA LOT OF 20-YEAR-OLDS

THAT CAN AFFORD THESE.

- WELL, IT ISKIND OF AN EXPENSIVE SPORT,

BUT I WAS ACTUALLY ABLE TO GETHOOKED UP WITH A MANUFACTURER

WHO PAYS FOR MY RACING.

- YOU'RE SPONSOREDIN GO-KARTING?

THAT'S A THING?- YES, IT IS A THING.

- I THINK I MISSEDMY CALLING, TON.

- [laughs]EVEN THOUGH I'M ONLY 20,

I'M ONE OF THE TOP RACERSIN THE UNITED STATES.

- SO ARE YOU INTERESTED, KID?

- I'M DEFINITELY INTERESTEDIN THESE KARTS, YEAH.

- WHAT WOULD IT COSTTO BUILD ONE OF THESE?

- FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS,NEW, I'D SAY

THE TOP DOLLAR ON IT'SABOUT $3,000.

- WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER ONE?

- THIS IS DEFINITELYMORE RELEVANT.

IT'S MORE MODERN, AND IT'SFOR SURE IN BETTER SHAPE.

FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS,$4,000.

- SO YOU'RE OFFERING$7,000?

DO YOU WANT TO CALLYOUR PARENTS FIRST?

- NO WAY AM I GONNAOFFER YOU $7,000.

I RUN A RACE TEAM,I'VE GOT OVERHEAD,

I'VE GOT TRANSPORTERSTO GET TO THE TRACK,

AND I'VE GOT CUSTOMERS THAT RELYON ME. I CAN'T AFFORD--

- AND YOU GOT SPONSORSTHAT PAY FOR ALL THAT,

SO QUIT BLOWING SMOKEUP MY ASS.

- I DON'T KNOWWHERE THESE KARTS CAME FROM.

I DON'T EVEN KNOWIF THE BRAKES WORK.

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