Pink Tingler

  • Aired 10/06/2010
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A man-hating feminist dies of ventricular fibrillation after mistaking her new pink stun gun for a vibrator.

- WELL, WOMEN...- TAKE COVER, MEN.

- FIGHT BACK!

- THE VERY THINGSWE HOLD PRECIOUS

ARE UNDER ATTACK.

- MEN ARE A DISEASE.

- THIS IS FRIDA.

SHE'S THE FOUNDEROF AN ULTRA RADICAL GROUP

OF FEMINISTS CALLED"CENTURIES OF WOMYN"

OR C.O.W.

- ALL WAR, ALL VIOLENCE,ALL AGGRESSION ON PLANET EARTH

IS CAUSED BY MEN.

- THE C.O.W.s ARE A CULTOF MAN HATERS

WITH FRIDAAS THEIR MESSIANIC LEADER.

THINK DAVID KORESHIN A PUSH-UP BRA.

- TESTICLES ARE A WEAPONOF MASS DESTRUCTION.

IT'S TIME TO FIGHT BACK!

- MEN ARE CONSIDERED ENEMIESDUE TO THEIR INNATE NATURE

OF WANTING AND EVEN NEEDINGTO CONTROL OTHER GROUPS

AND HAVE POWER.

ESPECIALLY IN THE WORLDOF CAPITALISM,

WHERE MEN SEIZE THE POWEROF CORPORATIONS

AND SOCIAL STRUCTURESFOR THEIR OWN GENDER.

- THE C.O.W.sARE TOTALLY UNDERGROUND

AND HAVE BEEN LINKEDWITH SEVERAL INCIDENTS

INVOLVING HUMILIATING ACTSOF SEXUAL VIOLENCE

ON UNSUSPECTING MENIN BROAD DAYLIGHT.

- TWIST AND PULL!

[chanting "twist and pull"]

- RALLY OVER,THE FIERY FRIDA

WOULD HEAD BACKTO HER HOTEL ROOM

AND UNWIND THE BEST WAYSHE KNEW HOW.

SOMETIMES A WOMAN'S BEST FRIENDIS BATTERY-POWERED.

A NEW VIBRATORSENT BY HER LOVER BACK HOME

NEEDED A WORKOUT.

BUT IT DIDN'T WORK OUTAS EXPECTED.

- AH! AH! OW! OH.

OH. OH.

- IT WASN'T A VIBRATORHER LOVER SENT TO HER.

IT WAS A 1,000 KILOVOLTELECTRIC SHOCK DEVICE.

WHAT THE C.O.W.s REFERRED TOAS A "MANSWER."

FRIDA'S NEW ANTI-MAN DEVICESENT A SHOCK

THROUGH HER SYSTEMTHAT SHUT HER UP FOREVER.

- EVEN THOUGH THE TASINGWAS HAPPENING

FROM AN AREA DISTANTFROM THE HEART,

IT INDUCEDVENTRICULAR FIBRILLATION

WHEREBY THE HEART IS UNABLETO PUMP BLOOD OUT PROPERLY

ENOUGH TO INDUCECARDIAC ARREST AND SHE DIED.

AFFECTIVELY, SHE STIMULATEDHERSELF TO DEATH.

- IT'S TIME TO FIGHT BACK!

- FRIDA FORMED THE C.O.W.s

BECAUSE SHE WANTEDTO WAGE WAR ON MEN.

[chanting "twist and pull"]

MEN, WE CAN BREATHE EASIERNOW THAT...

- AH. AH! OH.

- FRIDA CAN'T.

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