Air Maul

  • Season 3
  • Aired 03/23/2011
  • 20,055 Views

Three African militiamen hoarding UN relief supplies are crushed by an airdropped crate in the middle of the desert.

- THE U.N. ESTIMATESTHAT AT LEAST 50%

OF ALL RELIEF SUPPLIESIN AFRICA

NEVER REACHTHEIR INTENDED DESTINATIONS.

[gunfire]

IF THAT'S TRUE, IT'S BECAUSEOF HEARTLESS BASTARDS,

LIKE THESE TWO.

AHMED AND ALI ARE MEMBERSOF A ROGUE MILITIA GROUP

IN DARFUR.

THEY SPEND THEIR DAYSTERRORIZING THE WEAK AND HUNGRY.

- WE DROP RELIEF SUPPLIESFROM AIRPLANES

FOR A COUPLE OF REASONS.

ONE IS THATIT'S TOO DANGEROUS

TO PUT AID WORKERSIN HARM'S WAY.

AND THE THE SECOND ISTHE TERRAIN DOESN'T ALLOW US

TO GET IN WITH LARGE TRUCKS.

FIRST PEOPLE TO GETTO THE CONTAINERS

ARE THESE MILITIA GROUPS,

AND SO THERE'S A TENDENCYTO DROP MORE THAN IS NECESSARY

TO HELP ASSURE THATSOME OF THE SUPPLIES

REACH THE POPULATIONTHEY'RE INTENDED TO.

- SINCE 2003, OVER 300,000HAVE DIED IN DARFUR

FROM STARVATIONOR VIOLENCE.

[gunfire]

AHMED AND ALI WOULD ALWAYSCELEBRATE THEIR ACTS OF CRUELTY

BY GETTING FILTHY DRUNK.

WOULDN'T IT BE GREATIF PEOPLE THIS EVIL

GOT WHAT'S COMING TO THEM?

[aircraft overhead]HOLD ON. WHAT'S THAT SOUND?

- [speaking native language]

- SAY HELLO TO TWO TONSOF INSTANT KARMA.

A RELIEF CONTAINER CHUTEDIDN'T OPEN,

AND THE COSMIC UNIVERSEDISPLAYED PERFECT AIM...

BY DROPPING ITON THEIR HEADS.

- THEY'RE STANDING THERECASUALLY,

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,OUT OF THE SKY COMES

THIS TWO-TON,4,000-POUND BOX.

FIRST, IT'S GONNA HIT YOUIN THE HEAD...

DRIVE YOUR SKULL DOWNINTO YOUR CERVICAL SPINE,

BREAK YOUR NECK,CRUSH YOUR HEART AND YOUR LUNGS.

WITH BROKEN BONES ALL OVER,A RAG DOLL, LIMP AND DEAD.

- CAUSE OF DEATH...TAKE YOUR PICK.

IT AHMED AND ALI WERE ALLOWEDTO LOOK INTO THE FUTURE

AND SEE HOW THEIR LIVESWOULD END...

THEY'D BE CRUSHED.

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