'Tell My Wife I'm Goin' To Jail'

  • Season 26
  • Aired 02/01/2014
  • 6,921 Views

When officers respond to an Invastion of Privacy call, they find a man in a back alley preparing to smoke methamphetamine. He claims that it is the first time that he has used in eight years.

WE'RE GOINGTO AN INVASION OF PRIVACY

TO GO PICK UP A GUYWHO'S WANTED.

OUR BELIEF IS THATHE IS AT THIS LOCATION.

SO WE'RE GOING TO GO OVER THEREWITH A FEW GUYS

AND SEE IF WE CAN'T PICK HIM UPBEFORE HE LEAVES.

THE REPORTING OFFICER,

HIS CONFIDENCE IS HIGH THAT THISINDIVIDUAL IS AT THIS HOUSE.

MYSELF AND ANOTHER OFFICER AREGOING TO HIT THIS ALLEY.

WE'LL GET OUT WITH THE DOG

IN CASE-- A LOT OF TIMESTHESE GUYS LIKE TO...

- Radio: RON,YOU GONNA GO AROUND?

YOU ARE ALL COVERED.EVERYBODY WAS WALKING.

THIRD HOUSE FROM KENWOOD.- RIGHT HERE.

HOW ARE YOU DOING, BUDDY?- PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE CAR.

- YES SIR.- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

- MICHAEL.- UNDO THAT.

- YES SIR.

- ACTUALLY, PUT YOUR HANDSBEHIND YOUR BACK, MICHAEL.

- YOU ALREADY KNOW.

- WE GOT A GUY IN THE BACK.WE'VE GOTTA HOOK HIM UP.

- HE'S GOT A CRACK PIPE ON HIM.YOU GOT ANYTHING THAT'SGONNA STICK ME?

- UH, NO SIR.- ARE YOU SURE?

- IT'S NOT A CRACK PIPE.- YOU GOT ANY NEEDLESOR ANYTHING?

- NO SIR.- WHAT'S THE CHARGES?

- THIS IS NOT GONNA BE--

WHAT'S IN THIS?- IT'S A LITTLE BITOF METH, SIR.

A LITTLE BIT OF METH.ABOUT MAYBE A DIME.

- YOU JUST BUY IT HERE?- HUH?

NO, I DIDN'T.- OKAY.

- ( radio chatter )- I KNOW I'M GOINGTO JAIL OVER THAT.

- STOP-- STOP MOVING AROUND.- SORRY.

- YOU GOT HIM, RICK?- YEAH, HE'S GOOD.

- I LIVE RIGHT OVER THERE.

- OKAY, MICHAEL, JUST SIT.

STRAIGHTEN YOUR LEGS OUT.- YES SIR.

CAN YOU TELL MY WIFEOVER THERE

ON STREET--- WE'RE NOT GONNA TELLANYBODY ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.

- OKAY.- HE'S GOT A LITTLE BITOF METH AND A PIPE.

- TALK ABOUT BEING IN THE WRONGPLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME.

- YOU KNOW WHAT? I JUST--I WAS GONNA GO HOME

BUT I CAN'T DO IT AT MY HOUSEBECAUSE OF MY WIFE.

SO I FIGUREDI'D JUST SMOKE MY--- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

HOW-- WHAT'S GONNA--HAS HURT SO MANY PEOPLE--

- I-- I BEEN OFF OF ITFOR ABOUT EIGHT YEARS,

BUT I GOT A LITTLETASTE TODAY

AND I DID IT.

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