Parking Fighters

Season 3 2:00

A rage-filled female driver attacks another woman for stealing her parking spot and gets impaled by the car’s pointed hood ornament.

- WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

BITCH!

- YOU KNOW,

THERE ARE SOME THINGS THATJUST AREN'T WORTH FIGHTING FOR.

- DON'T TOUCH ME!- RIGHT, THAT'S IT!

- LIKE A PARKING SPOT.

BUT DON'T TELL THATTO BRENDA.

WHEN IT CAME TO THE ROAD,SHE WAS A TICKING TIME BOMB.

- THE WHOLE PARKING LOT, ANDTHERE'S NOT ONE FRICKIN' SPOT!

- FOR PEOPLEWHO TRULY EXPERIENCE

INTERMITTENTEXPLOSIVE DISORDER,

THERE USUALLY ISAN ESCALATION OF EVENTS,

SO SOMEONE CUTTING YOU OFFIN TRAFFIC,

OR TAKING YOUR PARKING SPOT,

MAY NOT SEEM LIKE A BIG DEALTO YOU OR ME,

BUT FOR SOMEONEWITH THIS DISORDER,

UH, IT FLIPS THEM INTO A STATETHAT THEY CAN'T CONTROL.

- [sighs]

[growls]

- THEN AMYSLIPPED INTO A SPOT

SHE'D BEENPATIENTLY WAITING FOR.

- OH, HELL NO!

- AND BRENDA WENT OFF.

- WELL,ARE YOU GONNA MOVE YOUR CAR?

- WHAT THE HELL?

- WHAT ARE GONNA DO?

- THIS IS MY BOSS' CAR,YOU CRAZY LADY!

- MAYBE YOU SHOULDTELL YOUR BOSS

WHY YOU DIDN'T MOVE YOUR CAR.

- WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

AH!- I SAID GET--

- GET OFF OF ME!

- THAT'S HOW TWO CHICKS STARTFIGHTING OVER A PARKING SPOT.

- [struggling]

- BUT IN THIS CASE,

BRENDA GRABBED A LITTLE MORETHAN SHE COULD HANDLE.

- GET OFF OF ME!

- BITCH, YOU BETTER MOVE!

- [grunts]

- [screams]

SOMEBODYCALL AN AMBULANCE!

- OUR LOSER IN THIS FIGHT

INADVERTENTLY FELLAND IMPALED HERSELF

ON THE SHARP, ORNAMENT HOODOF A CAR,

PIERCING DEEPINTO HER ABDOMEN OR STOMACH,

CAUSING MASSIVE BLEEDING,

RESULTING IN HYPOVOLEMIC SHOCK,

CAUSING HER TO BECOMEUNCONSCIOUS, INSTANTANEOUSLY,

AND THEN RESULTING INIMMEDIATE DEATH.

- WHAT THE HELL?

- BRENDA THOUGHT SHE WASTHE TOUGHEST GIRL IN THE HOOD.

THEN SHE LANDED ON THE HOOD.

- [grunts]

- AND REALIZED SHE DIDN'T HAVEA LOT OF GUTS AFTER ALL.

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