Jailbroke

  • Season 4
  • Aired 07/17/2012
  • 14,286 Views

The brother of a drug smuggler is nearly decapitated by a cable an old-fashioned jail break goes horribly wrong.

NOT MUCH HAPPENS IN THISSLEEPY LITTLE HELLHOLE

SOUTH OF THE BORDER.

THAT IS, UNTIL DANROLLS INTO TOWN.

HIS BUDDY JARROD'S IN JAILFOR MAKING A PASS

AT THE MAYOR'S13-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER.

- DUDE, YOU GOTTAGET ME OUT OF HERE.

MY CELLMATE, HE WANTEDTO OIL ME UP AND LICK ME,

AND HE TOLD MEI HAD PRETTY EYES

AND THAT HE WANTEDTO TAKE A SHOWER WITH ME.

- JARROD NEEDS TO GETOUT OF THE SLAMMER.

DAN'S A MANWITH A PLAN.

- TRUST ME, I GOT ITALL FIGURED OUT.

I SAW THISIN A MOVIE ONCE, ALL RIGHT?

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

- DAN TAKES SOMEHEAVY-DUTY CABLE,

AND HE HITCHES IT UP...- GO, GO, GO.

- TO 350 HORSES.

[engine starting up]

- COME ON.

[tires squealing]

- OH, COME ON,COME ON.

- SOMETHING GIVES,BUT IT'S NOT THE JAIL BARS.

[snapping sound]- AAH!

- WHEN THE CABLE SNAPPED BACKWITH SUCH INCREDIBLE FORCE,

IT SEVERED THE SPINE,DECAPITATING HIM

LIKE A WEED-WHACKER TOA DANDELION ON THE FRONT LAWN.

- DUDE, YOU GOTTAGET ME OUT OF HERE.

- DAN TRIED TO SPRINGHIS FRIEND FROM JAIL.

BUT IT DIDN'TWORK OUT.

[snapping sound]- AAH!

- [moaning]- JARROD STAYED PUT.

- AND DAN WENTHEAD OVER...

WHEELS.

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