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National Lampoon's Gold Diggers - First 8 Minutes

Posted on: September 8, 2004 | Views: 796 | Comment

Cal tells the story of his dubious coming-of-age with fellow orphan Len. Back in the present, their first attempts at purse-snatching go horribly, horribly wrong.

Two young friends marry two old spinsters, thinking they'll inherit their fortune and estate. But little do they know the two sisters also want their newly betrothed to die, so they can collect insurance money. 

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purse-snatching • amputee • national lampoon • gold diggers • national lampoon's • nikki ziering • golddiggers • orphans