Scrap-Nel

An egotistical French sculptor is showing off his bizarre works to a female art student when he chisels his signature into a scrap-metal sculpture and triggers a vintage Butterfly bomb.

THERE'S A LOT OF WAYSTO GET WOMEN IN BED.

ONE OF THE OLDEST AND BEST...

- [French accent]YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL.

announcer:PRETEND YOU'RE AN ARTIST.

- UM, MAYBE TAKE OFFYOUR DRESS.

GIVE ME A LITTLE BITMORE PLAYFUL, YOU KNOW.

announcer: SAY HELLOTO MONSIEUR AMNESIA.

- [speaking French]

announcer: THE FRENCH ACCENTIS PHONY.

A THREE-YEAR-OLDCAN DRAW BETTER.

- I LOVE IT.

announcer: BUT THIS POSERGETS MORE ACTION

THAN A PORN STAR.

- SO THAT'S IT?

- THE EXIT IS OVER THEREON THE RIGHT.

- ART HAS SUCH A BROAD,BOUNDARYLESS

SORT OF CATEGORYIN AND OF ITSELF

THAT I THINK THATIT DOES LEND ITSELF TO FAKERS.

AND IN THIS CASE,

REAP THE ATTENTIONOF WOULD-BE SUITORS.

ANYBODY CAN PIECEANYTHING TOGETHER

AND CALL YOURSELF AN ARTIST.

announcer:MR. AMNESIA THOUGHT

HE COULD SWEET TALKANY WOMAN INTO BED.

- I WANT YOU TO IMAGINE

YOU ARE FLYINGTHROUGH THE AIR, YOU KNOW?

THEN YOU CAN JUST FEELEVERYTHING AROUND YOU JUST--

- OKAY, OKAY.OH! NO, NO, NO.

announcer: AND HE DID NOTLIKE TO BE TURNED DOWN.

- [shouting in French]

announcer: IN A RAGE,HE LASHED OUT

AT HIS WORTHLESS SCULPTURE.

TURNS OUT HIS LATESTWORK OF ART,

WHICH HE FOUNDIN A JUNKYARD,

WAS SOMETHING CALLEDA BUTTERFLY BOMB.

- BUTTERFLY BOMBSSPREAD SHARP SHARDS OF METAL

FOR ABOUT 25 YARDS AROUND.

WHEN THE ARTIST HIT THE BOMB,

IT WOULD TRIGGER THE FUSE,

AND SET THE BOMB OFFIMMEDIATELY.

IT WILL KILL ANYBODYWITHIN ABOUT 25 YARDS OF IT.

announcer: IT'S THE AGE-OLDBATTLE OF THE SEXES.

- YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL.

announcer: MEN WILL DOWHATEVER IT TAKES

TO BED DOWN THE BABE-A-LICIOUSBEAUTIES OF THE WORLD.

- FEEL EVERYTHING--

- HEY, OH! NO, NO, NO.

announcer: MR. AMNESIA JUSTUSED THE WRONG WEAPON.

AND WOUND UP...

KILLED IN ACTION.

Captioning by CaptionMaxwww.captionmax.com

Loading...