Deadliest Munch

  • Aired 12/06/2009
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The perfect snack for a sweet tooth.

TONYA AND SASHAWERE A SAME-SEX COUPLE.

- HEY, BABY.

announcer:SASHA BROUGHT HOME THE BACON,

WHILE TONYA PLAYEDTHE SMOKING-HOT HOUSEWIFE.

- I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

announcer:BUT TODAY THE SMOKE WAS COMING

FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE.

- WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

- OH! OH!

announcer: TONYA WAS HOTTERTHAN A MICROWAVE.

- I AM SO SORRY.

announcer:SHE JUST COULDN'T COOK.

DINNER WAS BURNT,

BUT TONYA KNEW HOW TO BUTTERHER BREADWINNER.

- I DID MAKE DESSERT.

announcer: A GOURMET BODYWITH A STRING-CANDY TOPPING--

THE PERFECT SNACKFOR SASHA'S SWEET TOOTH.

- [moaning]

- I THINK THE EDIBLE UNDERWEARFITS INTO A SEXUAL ACT,

BUT IT'S MORE LIKE A TEASER.

IT'S, LIKE, THE BUILDING UP.

YOU KNOW, SOMETIMESYOU'RE NIBBLING ON THE BODY,

WARMING THE PERSON UP,

GETTING THEM REALLY AROUSEDBEFORE THE HARDER STUFF COMES.

announcer:AT THE CRUCIAL MOMENT,

THE CANDY G-STRING SNAPPED,

SASHA SLURPED...

AND DINNER WAS OVER.

- [gagging]

- BABY, ARE YOU OKAY?

- CHEWING ISA VERY VOLUNTARY ACTION,

BUT THE MOMENTTHEY DECIDE TO SWALLOW,

EVERYTHING IS INVOLUNTARY.

THE FOOD PARTICLE WAS TAKENBACK INTO THE PHARYNX

AT THE SAME TIMETHAT SHE WANTED TO BREATH,

PROBABLY FROM BEING EXCITEDAND GASPING AND WHATNOT,

AND ENDED UP ESSENTIALLY GOINGDOWN THE WRONG PIPE,

ENTERING THE TRACHEA.

SHE'LL BE UNABLE TO BREATHE.

OXYGEN WILL CONTINUE TO BEDEPRIVED IN THE BRAIN,

AND SHE'LL JUST DIEOF BRAIN DEATH.

- OH!

announcer:THE CHICKEN TOOK A LICKIN'...

TONYA'S CANDY WAS DANDY...

- [moans]

announcer:BUT IN THE END,

SASHA WOUND UP DEAD MEAT.

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