Wine And Dine

Season 3, Ep 39 2:32

A housewife who underwent plastic surgery is verbally abusing her husband in public when a pair of misplaced surgical forceps bursts OUT through her stomach lining during a coughing fit.

THIS IS A STORYABOUT A VIRGIN NAMED LLOYD

AND A HOT SWEDISH EXCHANGESTUDENT NAMED HELGA.

THIS DATE WAS LLOYD'SBEST CHANCE SO FAR

IN HIS PATHETIC LIFETO GET LAID.

- WE ARE FOR A WINE TASTING.

- I'M SORRY, WE'RE CLOSED.

- HELGA SAID SHE LIKED WINE,

SO LLOYD TOOK HER TO A LOW-RENT,OUT-OF-SEASON WINERY.

LLOYD, BEING HORNY, WAS SMARTENOUGH TO BRING HIS OWN.

AND HELGA, BEING SWEDISH...

- VERY GOOD.

- QUICKLY GOT DRUNK ENOUGHTO WANT SEX.

- WE MUST PLAY.[laughs]

- PLAY?

[laughing]

- THERE IS THE VAT,WE COULD HAVE...

- THE TWO LOVEBIRDSDECIDED TO CLIMB INSIDE

A HALF-FULL WINE VAT

TO GET IT ON.

[both laughing]

- FROLICKING IN A WINE VAT WITHA HALF-NAKED SWEDISH BEAUTY?

IT LOOKED LIKE LLOYDWAS WELL ON HIS WAY

TO POPPING HIS OVERRIPE CHERRY.

- [laughing]I FEEL DRUNK.

- A SHORT TIME LATER,LLOYD AND HELGA WERE FEELING

ANYTHING BUT SEXY.

THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE AIR,AND IT WASN'T LOVE.

- THE CARBON DIOXIDE,BECAUSE IT'S HEAVIER THAN AIR,

WOULD HAVE SETTLEDINTO THIS VAT,

CAUSING HIGH CONCENTRATIONS.

CARBON DIOXIDEIN HIGH CONCENTRATION ACTUALLY

IS DISPLACING THE OXYGEN CONTENTBY PURE MASS EFFECT.

- THEY REALIZED THEY WEREIN TROUBLE, BUT IT WAS TOO LATE.

THERE'S A REASONWHY THEY CALL IT

CARBON "DIE"-OXIDE.

- BECAUSE OF THE HIGHCARBON DIOXIDE CONTENT, UH,

THAT THEY WERE BREATHING IN,IT DISPLACED THE OXYGEN.

THE HEMOGLOBININ YOUR RED BLOOD CELLS

IS NOT ABLE TO TRANSPORT OXYGENTO YOUR CELLS.

YOU STARTTO DEVELOP DIZZINESS, CONFUSION.

YOU CAN, UH, PASS OUTAND THEN DIE.

- THIS IS A STORYABOUT A HORNY VIRGIN

AND A BEAUTIFUL SWEDE.

THEY DRANK SOME WINE,THEN CLIMBED IN A WINE VAT.

BUT, INSTEAD OF GETTING IT ON,

THEY GOT OFFED.

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