New Nickname Will Be 'Sword Neck'

  • Season 3
  • Aired 04/23/2014
  • 2,278 Views

Grant's friends used to call him "Penis Neck" because of his awful tattoo. Now, thanks to Jasmine, he has a sword befitting a warrior. It's safe to say that his friends won't tease him anymore.

- OKAY, I AM FINISHED.

- THANK GOD.- FINALLY.

- I AM VERY NERVOUSTO SEE THE REVEAL

BECAUSE IT IS GOING TO BEINCREDIBLY AWESOME

TO JUST HAVE THE ONE PENISTHAT I WAS BORN WITH.

- HOW YOU FEELING?- SORE.

- ARE YOU READY?- OKAY.

- OKAY.

- [sighs]

OH, MY GOD.

IT LOOKS SO REAL.

I SEE SOMETHING THAT IS

SO GORGEOUS, BEAUTIFUL,

MAGNIFICENT, IT IS BEYONDWHAT I'VE EVER IMAGINED.

THE FIRST THINGI REALLY EVEN NOTICED

WAS RIGHT UPTO THAT HILT OF THE SWORD

AND ITS BEAUTIFUL DESIGNTHAT JASMINE PUT INTO IT.

OH, WOW.

ALL THOSE HOURS, ALL THAT PAINWAS BEYOND WORTH IT.

- FOR GRANT'S TATTOO,I HAD TO MAKE SURE

THE TATTOO WAS WIDENEDAND MAKE SURE THE VINES CAME UP

AROUND THE SWORD TO GET RID OF

THAT HANDLE LOOKINGLIKE A PENIS,

PUT THE FILIGREE INSIDE OF ITJUST TO CREATE DETAIL.

- OH, WOW.THERE IS...

- THERE'S NO MISTAKING--- NO MORE PENIS STICKING OUT.

- IT JUST DOESN'TLOOK LIKE A PENIS AT ALL.

- I FEEL INVINCIBLE.

I HAVE NO PENIS ON THE BACKOF MY NECK ANYMORE.

JASMINE IS MY NEW SUPERHERO,AND I DEEM HER JAZZ HANDS.

YES!

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