15 Minutes Of Shame

Season 3 2:52

A sexy small-town intern puts her boss in a compromising position when she greets the local press and suffers a fatal sneezing bout triggered by camera flashes.

- THIS ELECTION'S DONE.[phones ring]

[phone room chatter]

- IT WAS GETTINGDOWN TO THE WIRE

FOR MAYORAL CANDIDATEROBERT STONE.

- I NEED TO KNOW,ARE YOU WITH ME ON THIS,

OR ARE YOUNOT WITH ME ON THIS?

- IN A FINAL PUSH, HE AND HISSTAFF WORKED THE PHONES.

- STONE FOR MAYOR.

- STONE WANTEDTHAT OFFICE BAD.

MELISSA,HIS SEXY CAMPAIGN MANAGER,

WANTED STONE.

- I MEAN, WEEKS AGO WE WEREWAY BEHIND FROM BAUMGARTNER,

NOW WE'RE GONNAKICK HIS BUM.

- LET'S JUST DO IT AGAINTOMORROW. LET'S GET IT DONE.

- IT WAS THE ENDOF A LONG DAY,

BUT MELISSA HAD ONE MORECAMPAIGN TO MOUNT.

- I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE,HEADIN' HOME SOON.

- YOU CAN STAY FOR ONE DRINK.

JUST ONE LONG,STIFF DRINK.

- MELISSA WAS SLIPPING STONEA RUFIE,

THE DATE RAPE DRUG.

BUT SHE DIDN'T WANT TO DO HIM,SHE WAS GOING TO DO HIM IN.

- [snores]- HE'S OUT LIKE A LIGHT.

LISTEN, I NEED EVERYONEOUT FRONT AT 7:30.

- MELISSA WAS ACTUALLY A SPY,WORKING FOR BAUMGARTNER,

STONE'S OPPOSING CANDIDATE.

- SUCKER.

COME ON, TIME TO GET UP,IT'S 7:30, LET'S GO!

- MELISSA HADALERTED THE PRESS.

WHEN STONESTEPPED OUT OF THE FRONT DOOR,

HIS CAREER WOULD BE OVER.

- GOOD LUCK IN THE POLLS,MR. STONE.

- MR. STONE, WHAT IS THISABOUT AN ALLEGED--

- HEY! HEY! I DON'T KNOW.I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

- THEN,AS THE CAMERAS FLASHED,

MELISSA HADTHE MOTHER OF ALL SNEEZING FITS.

- [sneezes repeatedly]

MR. STONE,WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR INTERN?

- I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

- WHAT HAPPENED BACK THERE?DO YOU HAVE A COMMENT?

- MELISSA SUFFERED FROM...

OTHERWISE KNOWN AS"ACHOO SYNDROME."

- ACHOO SYNDROME.

IT'S A GENETICALLYINHERITED CONDITION.

AN EXPOSURETO BRIGHT LIGHT

CAN CAUSE YOUTO UNCONTROLLABLY SNEEZE,

50, 60, 70 TIMES.

THE VIOLENT SNEEZINGCAUSED AN INJURY

TO THE LINING OF HER AORTA,

CAUSING THE BLOODTO ACTUALLY

GO BETWEEN THE LEAVESOF THE HEART VALVE ITSELF,

AND BLOOD BEING SPEWED OUTINTO HER CHEST CAVITY,

DYING WITHIN SECONDS.

- MELISSA PLAYED STONELIKE A PRO.

- I NEED EVERYONE OUT FRONTAT 7:30.

- SHE SET HIM UPTO KNOCK HIM DOWN.

- [sneezes repeatedly]

- BUT THEN SHE WENT DOWN.

- GET THAT THINGOUT OF MY FACE!

- GOD BLESS YA, BITCH.

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