Flash Challenge Preview: Nude & Tattooed: Part I

  • Season 4
  • Aired 03/11/2014
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Dave introduces the artists to their latest flash challenge: tattooing fully nude canvases. They must use placement to accentuate the shape of their canvases’ naked, naked bodies.

- FLOWER SHOP?

- WELCOME, ARTISTS.

YOU MADE ITTHROUGH ANOTHER WEEK.

BUT ONLY ONE OF YOUWILL WALK AWAY WITH $100,000

AND THE TITLE OF INK MASTER.

THIS WEEK,WE'RE TESTING PLACEMENT.

- PLACEMENT'S IMPORTANT,BECAUSE YOU WANT TO NOT ONLY FIT

THE PERSON THAT YOU'RE TATTOOING

BUT FIT THE WAYTHAT THEIR BODY MOVES.

A WRONG-PLACED TATTOO CAN MAKEA REALLY NICE TATTOO LOOK

LIKE A PIECE OF [bleep].

- UNFORTUNATELY,AS A TATTOO ARTIST,

SOME OF YOUR BEST WORKCAN END UP COVERED

ON A DAY-TO-DAY BASIS.

BUT THAT WON'T BE THE CASETODAY.

LET'S MEET YOUR CANVASES.

- HOLY [bleep].

- OH, MY GOD!WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING?

- THEY'RE NAKED.THEY'RE DEFINITELY VERY NAKED.

- GOD DAMN IT.

MY GIRLFRIEND IS GONNA BREAK UPWITH ME TODAY.

- TODAY YOUR CANVASES WANT TOADORN THEIR BODIES WITH TATTOOS

THAT WILL LOOK GREATWHILE THEY ARE NUDE.

YOU MUST USE PLACEMENTTO ACCENTUATE THE SHAPE

OF YOUR CANVAS'S BODY.

- THE FACT THAT OUR CANVASESARE NAKED

IS A REAL ADVANTAGETO PLACEMENT,

BECAUSE YOU CAN LOOK ATTHE TATTOO

AND MAKE SURE THAT IT GOES

WITH THE OVERALL FLOWOF THE BODY.

- THE WINNEROF THE FLASH CHALLENGE

WILL HAVE THE POWER TO ASSIGN

ALL HUMAN CANVASESIN THE ELIMINATION TATTOO.

YOU'VE BEEN RANDOMLY ASSIGNEDA CANVAS

AND HAVE THREE HOURS TO TATTOO.

THESE CANVASES BARE ALL.

IF YOU MESS UP,THERE'S NO COVERING UP.

YOUR TIME BEGINS NOW.

- I'M LOOKING FOR THE DESIGNTO ENHANCE THE BODY SHAPE.

- LIKE THIS AREA RIGHT HERE.

- IF IT DOESN'T FLOW WELLWITH THEIR BODY,

THEN IT'S NOT THAT GOODOF A TATTOO.

- SO YOU DROVE HERE NAKED?- YEAH.

- SO WE'VE GOT KIND OF, LIKE,A LITTLE BIT OF VINE WORK

AND STUFF LIKE THAT.- RIGHT.

- SO IF WE DID A LITTLE FLOWEROR SOMETHING LIKE THAT...

IT COULD BE SERIOUSLYDISTRACTING HAVING TO TATTOO

WITH A BUNCH OF BOOBIESRUNNING AROUND.

I HAVE TO LOOK STRAIGHT FORWARDAT EYE LEVEL

AND GET THIS TATTOO DONEOR ELSE I'M SCREWED.

- OKAY...

- OKAY.

IT IS THE DUMBEST THINGI'VE EVER [bleep] HEARD.

MY CANVAS WANTSAN UPSIDE-DOWN TREE

THAT DOESN'T FLOW WITH THE BODY.

I DON'T THINK THAT THAT WOULD BEFLATTERING TO YOUR ARM,

TO BE HONEST.

DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER IDEAS?

SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTANDPLACEMENT.

I WOULD RATHER TATTOO MYSELFBUTT-ASS NAKED

THAN GIVE YOUAN UPSIDE-DOWN TREE.

- I LIKE YOUR IDEA.

IT'S GONNA BE GOOD.

THE GOAL FOR PLACEMENTIS THAT THE TATTOO SHOULD LOOK

LIKE IT BELONGSWHERE YOU'RE PUTTING IT.

GOING DOWN THE MIDDLEWITH A SYMMETRICAL DESIGN,

YOU CAN'T GO WRONG.

I THINK I CAN WIN THIS CHALLENGENO PROBLEM.

- YOU DON'T WANT THAT THERE?

- I REFUSE TO TATTOO WITHA PENIS LAYING BESIDE MY FACE.

- I FEEL OFFENDED.

- I'M GONNA COVERTHAT THING UP, MAN.

- YOU DON'T WANT IT DEAD-CENTERTO THE LEG,

'CAUSE THE DESIGN LENDS ITSELFTO GO AT AN ANGLE,

BECAUSE IT'S READING.

I'M SHAVING HIS LEG TO GET READYTO PUT THE STENCIL ON,

AND I KEEP HITTINGHIS [bleep] PENIS

WITH THE TOP OF MY HAND.

I JUST HAVE TO CONCENTRATEON IGNORING HIS PENIS

AND JUST DOING A CLEAN TATTOO.

- I CAN ONLY IMAGINEHOW TERRIBLE IT IS

TO HAVE SOMEBODY'S HAIRY BALLSIN YOUR FACE

WHILE YOU'RE TATTOOING.

BETTER HIM THAN ME.- TWO HOURS TO GO.

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