Big Fun

  • Aired 12/03/2009
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Don't be afraid to go big.

RAY ROBERTSIS A TRAVELING SALESMAN.

HE GOES DOOR-TO-DOORHAWKING WEIGHT LOSS PRODUCTS.

HE DIDN'T MAKE MUCH MONEY,AND THE TRAVELING WAS A GRIND,

BUT RAY LOVED HIS JOB

BECAUSE IT ALLOWED HIMTO LIVE LIFE LARGE...

AS IN WOMEN.

- HI.

announcer: THE DAYBIG BESS OPENED THE DOOR,

RAY KNEW HE HAD HITTHE MOTHER LODE...

400 POUNDS OF IT.

- I HAVE HAD SEXWITH REGULAR-SIZED WOMEN,

AND NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN.

LIKE IT JUSTWASN'T DOING IT FOR ME.

SO AFTER THAT, I'D HAVE TOFIND A LARGER WOMAN

TO "GET MY ROCKS OFF"

BECAUSE THIS IS MY IDEAOF BEAUTY NOW.

- WHAT I HAVE HEREIS A FANTASTIC PRODUCT.

BUT YOU ALREADY LOOKFANTASTIC.

- [giggles]YOU DON'T THINK MY BUTT'S...

TOO BIG?

announcer: A FEW DRINKS...[clink]

A LITTLE SWEET TALK...- I LOVE THEM BIG.

- [giggles]

announcer: AND RAY WASON HIS WAY UP TO HOG HEAVEN.

- MM...MM.

announcer: BIG BESSLIKED TO GET THINGS GOING

WITH A LITTLE ORAL STIMULATION.

- LET'S START WITHDONUTS.

- MM. AND THEN WE'LLGO NUTS.

- [giggles]

[both grunting, moaning]

announcer: BESS HAD EVERYTHINGRAY WAS LOOKING FOR.

SHE WAS LARGE...AND IN CHARGE.

- YOU LIKE IT, DON'T YOU?- I LOVE IT!

I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

announcer:WAVE AFTER WAVE OF FLESH

PUMMELED THE PUNY SALESMANSENSELESS.

[grunting]

- AHH![moaning]

announcer: FINALLY,LIKE A HARPOONED WHALE,

BIG BESS SPOUTEDIN ORGASMIC ECSTASY...

AND LOST CONSCIOUSNESS.

THE EXERTIONWAS JUST TOO MUCH.

RAY WAS ENGULFED IN A MOUNTAINOF BIG BESS BLUBBER.

THERE WAS NO ESCAPE.

LOST IN THE FOLDSOF HER ROLLING FAT,

HIS FACE TRAPPED BETWEENHER SWEATY BREASTS,

RAY GASPED FOR AIRTHAT JUST WASN'T THERE.

- WHEN WE OBSTRUCT AN AIRWAY,

WE'RE SO-CALLED"CHOKED TO DEATH".

WHEN WE ARE ASPHYXIATED,WE CAN'T BREATHE IN

BECAUSE WE ARECOMPRESSED TO DEATH.

HE ATTEMPTS TO INHALEBUT CAN'T

BECAUSE THE FACE IS ACTUALLYCOVERED BY THIS

VOLUME OF TISSUE.

AND THEN YOU ADD PANIC.

PANIC, COMPRESSION,AND THE INABILITY TO INHALE.

[snaps] INSTANT.INSTANT CATASTROPHE.

- OH, CRAP.

[sighs]

announcer: WHEN IT CAMETO CHUBBY CHASING,

RAY WAS A BIG GAME HUNTER.

THIS TIME...THE HUNTER BECAME THE PREY.

GAME OVER...RAY.

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