Gangsta Trapped

Four white wannabe gangstas from South Boston are killed by smoke inhalation because their hands are taped to 40-ounce beers.

announcer: BOSTON,LIKE ANY OTHER CITY,

HAS ITS SHARE OF DUMMIES.

BUT NOT ONLYARE THESE KIDS STUPID,

THEY TALK FUNNY.

- MY GRANDFATHERIS NOT SENILE!

announcer: THEY'RE KNOWNAS SOUTHIES

BECAUSE THEY LIVEIN SOUTH BOSTON.

THEY JUST SCORED SOME BEERFROM THE "PACKIE,"

WHAT SOUTHIES CALLA LIQUOR STORE.

THEY'RE ABOUT TO GET WASTED

BY PLAYING A DRINKING GAMECALLED EDWARD 40 HANDS.

THE GAME IS PLAYED BY TAPINGA 40-OUNCE BEER

TO EACH HAND AND NOT STOPPINGTILL BOTH ARE EMPTY.

- $50 TO THE WINNER.

- THE THING WITHEDWARD 40 HANDS IS,

IT'S ABOUT HAVINGA GOOD TIME

AND ULTIMATELY GETTING YOURFRIENDS AS DRUNK AS POSSIBLE.

BUT IT REALLY COMES DOWNTO BLADDER SIZE.

YOUR BLADDER'S NOT MEANT TO HOLD80 OUNCES OF LIQUID,

SO YOU'RE LIKELY TO SEE SOMEONEPEE THEIR PANTS.

AND I'M NOT PROUD TO SAY,

I'VE SEEN THAT GO DOWNQUITE A FEW TIMES.

- HEY, I'M BEATINGALL OF YOU.

announcer: THE SOUTHIES WEREGETTING THEIR BEER ON

WHEN ONE OF THEM DRUNKENLYSPIT HIS LIT STOGIE

ONTO THE FLOOR.

IT ROLLED UNDER A COUCH,

AND THEIR DRINKING GAMETOOK A SERIOUS TURN.

- DUDE, WHAT'S GOING ON?

- HOLY CHRISTMAS.- THE COUCH IS ON FIRE!

- STOMP IT OUT, DUDE!

announcer:THE CIGAR MADE CONTACT

WITH THE HIGHLY-FLAMMABLECOUCH STUFFING

AND IN LESS THAN A MINUTE...

- STOMP IT OUT, DUDE,STOMP IT OUT!

announcer: IT TURNED THEIRFUNHOUSE INTO A GAS CHAMBER.

- DID YOU GET IT?

- OLDER COUCHESFROM THE 1960s AND '70s

HAD A LOT OFSYNTHETIC MATERIALS--

PLASTICS, POLYURETHANE.

AND WHEN THOSE BURNED,

THEY PRODUCEDHYDROGEN CYANIDE GASSES.

THEY HAVEN'T REALLY BEENABLE TO REPLACE EVERYTHING

TO MAKE IT 100% SAFE.

announcer: THIS WAS BAD.

THEIR STARTING POINTWAS STUPID.

- USE YOUR TEETH!

announcer: AND THENTHEY GOT REALLY DRUNK

AND WOUND UP BREATHING INLUNGFULS OF TOXIC SMOKE.

- I CAN'T OPEN IT!

announcer: THEY WERE ONA SLIPPERY SLOPE

INTO THE DEATH PIT.

- [shouting]

[all coughing]

- A SMALL AMOUNTOF HYDROGEN CYANIDE

IN JUST A FEW PARTSPER MILLION

COULD KILL SOMEONE BECAUSEIT'S SO RAPIDLY ABSORBED

INTO THE RESPIRATORY SYSTEM.

AND IF YOU HAVE A LARGE DOSE,

IT CAN KILL SOMEONEIN LESS THAN A MINUTE.

announcer: [Boston accent]WHEN THE SMOKE CLEARED,

BOSTON HAD FOUR LESS DUMMIES.

- SOMEBODY CALL 911!

announcer:HEY, WHY DON'T YOU SOUTHIES

PARK YOUR CARIN THE PARKY PARKING LOT?

YOU'RE DEAD.

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