Whip Trap

  • Season 3
  • Aired 02/22/2012
  • 9,291 Views

The charismatic leader of a polygamist cult tries to marry a young cult member against her will, but dies in one of his group’s own hunting devices – a Spike-Board Trap.

- BROTHER KETHER,DO YOU TAKE SISTER KAREN

TO BE YOUR LAWFULAND WEDDED WIFE?

- WAIT, I OBJECT!

DO NOT LETTHIS SWEET YOUNG GIRL

MARRY THIS TWISTEDOLD PIECE OF RAWHIDE.

- I DO.

- BROTHER KETHER IS THE LEADEROF A POLYGAMIST CULT.

ONE OF HIS TEACHINGS--

"SPARE THE ROD,SPOIL THE WIVES."

- THERE ARE DOZENS OF POLYGAMISTCULTS IN THE UNITED STATES,

SOME LEADERSOF THESE POLYGAMIST CULTS

CAN HAVE 20, 30,EVEN MORE WIVES,

AND DOZENS OR SOMETIMESOVER 100 CHILDREN.

MOST OF THESE RESULTEDFROM SPLITTING OFF OF MORMONISM.

THE FOUNDER OF MORMONISM,JOSEPH SMITH,

HE SAID IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANTDOCTRINE EVER REVEALED ON EARTH.

- AND FOR HIM TO BE YOUR LAWFULAND WEDDED HUSBAND

FOR TIME AND ALL ETERNITY?

- DON'T DO IT, SISTER KAREN!

GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!

- I CAN'T!

- THAT'S A GIRL,RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

- GET HER!

- BROTHER KETHER'S CULTIS NOTHING MORE THAN A CHANCE

FOR A BUNCH OF OLD GEEZERSTO ABUSE WOMEN.

THEY TRADE WIVES,FORCE THEM INTO GROUP SEX,

AND BEAT THEM IF THEY PROTEST.

UH-OH, WATCH OUT KAREN!

- ALL RIGHT, YOU'RECOMING BACK TO THE WEDDING.

- BROTHER JACOB NEEDSA SHOT OF BIG LOVE.

- [groans]

- NICE ONE.

- KAREN!

- OH NO, HERE COMESTHAT BASTARD BROTHER KETHER.

TO KEEP THE REST OF THE WORLDOUT OF HIS COMPOUND,

KETHER HADTHE ENTIRE PERIMETER...

- KAR...EN.

- BOOBY-TRAPPED.

KETHER, SAY HELLOTO YOUR OWN SPIKE BOARD TRAP.

IT'S A SPRING-LOADED DEVICETHAT, WHEN TRIGGERED,

FLIES UP, IMPALING THE VICTIMWITH LONG, POINTED SPIKES.

WITH HIS HEARTAND LUNGS PUNCTURED,

THE CULT LEADERWAS DEAD WITHIN SECONDS.

- I DO.

- KETHER WAS A MEAN OLD GOATWHO GOT HIS SHRIVELED ROCKS OFF

BY ABUSING WOMEN.

- I CAN'T!

- KAREN WAS SMART ENOUGH TO RUN.

KETHER WAS GOOD ENOUGH

TO DIE.

THANKS, BROTHER.

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