Door to Nowhere

A local Philly Cheesesteak stand owner dies when he throws a Molotov Cocktail at his competitor's stand then runs away, only to run into a wall disguised as 3-D art.

A PHILADELPHIA ART FAIRIS KNOWN FOR TWO THINGS--

BAD ART AND GOOD FOOD.

- THIS IS THE GENUINECHEESESTEAK RIGHT HERE.

announcer: DENIS' CHEESESTEAKWAS A PHILLY FAVORITE.

- $10 BILL, MA'AM.THANK YOU SO MUCH.

announcer: HIS ONLY RIVAL--THE UP-AND-COMING STAN.

- HEY, YO, I GOT YOURPHILLY CHEESESTEAK RIGHT HERE!

FRESH FROM MARKET STREET,RIGHT HERE.

announcer: SO, IF YOUDON'T LIKE COMPETITION,

YOU PRICE HIM OUTOF THE MARKET.

- $8 PHILLY CHEESESTEAKRIGHT OVER HERE--

FRESH AND HOT!

announcer: BUT STAN WASN'T ABOUTTO GIVE UP HIS TURF.

- FRESH AND HOT!

- $7!

$7 CHEESESTEAK.

- $6, MY FRIENDS. $6.

- 2 FOR $10!$5 EACH.

YEAH.

- SON OF A BITCH! $4!

- $3!

- AAH!

announcer:THIS WAS WAR.

PHILADELPHIA IS CALLEDTHE CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE.

BUT THESE TWO BROTHERSARE HATERS.

IT WENT FROM PRICE WARTO FOOD FIGHT.

FINALLY, DENIS SNAPPED.

- YEAH!

announcer: HIS RAGE HAD TURNEDHIM COMPLETELY INSANE.

- AW, COME ON.BABY GOT A BOTTLE?

- [laughing]

AHH!

[Dennis screaming]

announcer:BUT DENIS' BOMB BACKFIRED.

- [screaming]

announcer:DENIS MADE A BREAK FOR IT...

- UNH!

announcer: BUT THAT TUNNELTURNED OUT TO BE A PIECE

OF 3-D CHALK ART.

- THE AVERAGE HUMANRUNNING SPEED

IS ABOUT 12 MILES AN HOUR.

- THE IMPACT INTO THE WALL

WOULD'VE BROUGHT HIS SKULLTO A COMPLETE STOP

WHILE HIS BRAINIS STILL MOVING.

THE MASSIVE INTERNAL BLEEDINGFROM HIS BRAIN BOUNCING AROUND

IN HIS SKULLIS WHAT CAUSED HIM TO DIE.

- $8!- 2 FOR $10!

announcer: DENIS WOUND UPIN A PHILLY FOOD FIGHT,

THEN SOME CHALK ARTATE HIS LUNCH.

BUT IN THE END,HIS CHEESESTEAK WAS...

TO DIE FOR.

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