Fried D'oh

  • Season 3
  • Aired 11/14/2011
  • 16,509 Views

Two horny workers in a county fair food truck get it on 9 ½ Weeks style (using white-trash carnival food), until the man’s brain ends up deep fried like one of his treats.

- I'M HUNGRY.HAVEN'T EATEN ALL DAY.

announcer: IT'S THE ENDOF ANOTHER DAY

AT THE CARNIVAL FOOD STANDFOR DIXIE AND JULIAN.

- WELL, YOU'VE BEENSERVING PEOPLE.

HOW ABOUT I SERVE YOU?- [laughs]

announcer: HORN DOG JULIAN'SBEEN WAITING TO SERVE DIXIE

ALL SUMMER LONG.

HE THINKS THE WAYTO A WOMAN'S HEART

IS DEEP-FRIED ANYTHING.

TWINKIES...

- CAREFUL.THE CREAM'S HOT.

announcer: CHOCOLATE BARS...

- MMM.

announcer: EVEN PICKLES.

- [giggles]- THAT'S THE ONE.

- I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GOINGTO FIT THAT PICKLE IN MY MOUTH.

- APHRODISIACS ARE SAIDTO SEXUALLY ENHANCE, IMPROVE,

OR INCREASE THE STATUS QUOOF A PERSON'S SEX DRIVE.

HOWEVER, WHILE FRIED FOODS CANBE CONSIDERED A DELICIOUS TREAT,

THEY'RE NOT CONDUCIVETO SEXUALITY

BECAUSE YOU'RE LIKELYTO FEEL SLUGGISH

AND NOT GOODABOUT YOURSELF.

- HOLD ON.- ALL RIGHT.

[giggles]

MMM.

MMM. SO BIG.- NICE.

announcer: JULIAN FEELS GOODENOUGH ABOUT HIMSELF

TO TRY ONE OF HIS FAVORITESEDUCTION TECHNIQUES.

- GUESS I HAVE TO FIND SOMETHINGELSE TO FEED YOU.

announcer: MAULING.

- [laughs]

OH, OKAY, JULIAN.

WATCH YOUR HANDS.- COME ON. COME ON.

- NO.NO, NO, NO.

announcer: GUYS,HOW MANY TIMES

DO YOU HAVE TO LEARNTHIS LESSON?

NO MEANS NO.

- COME ON!

announcer: PETITE LITTLE DIXIE'SGOT MORE SPUNK

THAN JULIAN THOUGHT.

announcer: HE GOES INTO "NO MOREMR. NICE GUY" MODE...

- GET OFF ME!

announcer: BUT HE'S THE ONEWHO WINDS UP BATTERED.

- GET BACK HERE!

[splash, sizzle]

announcer: KNOCKED SENSELESS,JULIAN'S HEAD TAKES A HEADER

RIGHT INTO THE DEEP FRYER.

WHEN DIXIE FLED...

- MY PURSE.

announcer:SHE FORGOT HER KEYS,

AND DISCOVERS JULIAN'SGOT AS MUCH LIFE

AS A DAY-OLD FUNNEL CAKE.

- JULIAN!OH, MY GOD.

[grunts]OH, GOD.

[screams]

OH, MY GOD!OH, MY GOD!

- OUR VICTIM, WITH HIS HEADFALLING INTO THE VAT

OF BOILING OIL--375 DEGREES--

160 DEGREES HIGHERTHAN BOILING WATER,

CAUSED THE TISSUEWITHIN HIS BRAIN--

THE MOISTURE--TO VAPORIZE

AND COOK HIS BRAINFROM INSIDE OUT...

NOT ONLY CAUSING THIRD DEGREEBURNS ON HIS WHOLE BODY,

BUT ACTUALLY EXPLODINGHIS BRAIN.

AND HE WAS DEAD.

announcer: OKAY, GUYS.HERE'S SOME DATING ADVICE.

- BE CAREFUL.THE CREAM'S HOT.

announcer: DEEP-FRIED FOODSARE A NO-NO.

- MMM.IT'S SO BIG.

announcer: NOT EVERY GIRLWANTS YOU.

- GET OFF ME!

- GET BACK HERE!

[splash, sizzle]

- JULIAN!OH, MY GOD!

announcer:AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,

NO DOES MEAN NO.

- [screams]

announcer: GOT IT?

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