Never Mime

  • Season 3
  • Aired 11/14/2011
  • 16,008 Views

An annoying mime (I know, that’s redundant) chokes to death on a pickle while onlookers applaud.

announcer: DO YOU LIKE MIMES?

IF YOU ANSWERED "YES,"THEN TURN THE CHANNEL

AND GO WATCHSOMETHING ON P.B.S.

FOR THE REST OF YOU,CHECK IT OUT.

YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THIS ONE.

MARCELLO THOUGHT BY WEARINGTHAT STUPID OUTFIT

AND PERFORMINGHIS LAME-ASS MIME SCHTICK,

HE HAD A LICENSE TO ANNOY.

- GO BACK TO FRANCE,MIME.

- A PERSON IS EXTREMELYFRUSTRATED AROUND MIMES

BECAUSE THEY DO NOT HAVE ANYKIND OF VERBAL RELATION AT ALL,

AND BECAUSE WE VIEW THEMAS INVISIBLE IN SOCIETY,

IT GIVES THEM LICENSE TO INVADEANYBODY'S PERSONAL SPACE.

announcer: MARCELLO WAS PULLINGOUT ALL THE MIME CLASSICS.

STUCK IN A BOX,

THE ROPE PULL,

BUT NOTHING WAS WORKING.

- I HATE MIMES.

announcer: MARCELLOFINALLY SNAPPED

AND CROSSED THE MIME LINE.

HE WENT FROMSIMPLY ANNOYING

TO INSULTING,

TO INAPPROPRIATE,

TO HARASSMENT.

EVEN PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE MIMESHAVE TO EAT.

TIME FOR LUNCH.

LIKE ALL MIMES,MARCELLO MADE NO MONEY.

ALL HE HAD TO EATWAS ONE DILL PICKLE.

- [coughs]

announcer: NOW WHAT?

HE'S CHOKING.

BUT LOOK,PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING.

- [coughing]

- DUDE, THAT'S SICK.

announcer:THE AUDIENCE LOVES IT.

MAYBE HE'S ONTO SOMETHING.

[laughter]

HMM, MAYBE NOT.

- WITH THE COMPLETE AIRWAYOBSTRUCTION

WITH THIS PICKLE,HE WAS UNABLE TO LET AIR IN

OR PASSIVELY LET AIR OUT.

WITH A LACK OF OXYGEN BEINGABLE TO GO TO THE LUNGS,

AND THEN TO YOUR BLOOD,AND THEN OXYGEN

IN THE BLOODTO THE BRAIN,

YOU WOULD SOON DIE AFTER,DUE TO LACK OF OXYGEN.

announcer: MARCELLO MAY VERYWELL HAVE BEEN

THE WORLD'SMOST OBNOXIOUS MIME.

- I HATE MIMES.

announcer: BUT HE FINALLYGOT A CROWD

WITH HIS NEW ROUTINE CALLED,

"I'M NOT PRETENDINGTO CHOKE ON A PICKLE.

"I REALLY AM.

AND NOW I'M...DEAD."

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