Church Girl Tattoos '69' On Her Back

When a rebellious young lady with hyper-strict parents decides to teach her parents a lesson, she gets her Zodiac symbol tattooed on her back. She didn't necessarily plan on the repercussions.

- ALL RIGHT, GIRL,

YOU GOT TO TELL ME HOW YOU ENDEDUP WITH A 69 ON YOUR BACK.

- I WAS RAISED BY REALLY STRICTCATHOLIC PARENTS.

THEY WOULDN'T LET MEGO TO PARTIES

AND WOULDN'T LET MEWEAR MAKEUP.

I DIDN'T GO TO CHURCH.I DIDN'T BELIEVE IN GOD.

- [grunts]

- THEY WOULDN'T LET ME DATE.

- SWEET BIRDIE.

SUCH A SWEET BIRDIE.

- AND I SECRETLY DATED GUYSMY PARENTS DIDN'T APPROVE OF.

- SWEETIE?

- OH, WE HAVESUCH A GOOD DAUGHTER.

OH...

- ONE NIGHT I WAS READINGMY HOROSCOPE,

AND IT SAID TO STOPLETTING FIGURES CROWD MY SPACE

AND THEN TO EMBRACEMY ZODIAC IDENTITY.

- OH, STOP CROWDING ME!

I NEED MY SPACE!

I KNEW I HAD TO FOLLOWMY HOROSCOPE,

AND I FOUND A PLACETO MOVE INTO.

I WAS TURNING 18.IT WAS TIME.

- CAN I--CAN I SEE THIS?

- HE GRABBED MY LEASE AGREEMENTAND RIPPED IT UP.

- DADDY, WHY ARE YOU TEARING UPMY LEASE?

I CALLED MY SECRET BOYFRIEND.

- DID YOU WHISTLE, GIRL?

- MY DAD SEES HIMPICKING ME UP.

HE'S RUNNING AFTER USWITH A BAT.

- BYE, DADDY!

- HONEY, YOU HAVE TO SAVE HERFROM SIN!

- COME BACK HEREWITH MY DAUGHTER, YOU!

- I HOP IN THE CARAS FAST AS I CAN.

MY BOYFRIEND TOOK METO A BACKYARD BARBECUE

TO CELEBRATE MY NEW FREEDOM.

- TO HER FIRST DAY OF FREEDOM!

[cheering]

- THERE WAS A GUY AT THE PARTYTHAT WAS FRESH OUT OF JAIL

THAT WAS GIVING TATTOOS.

- OH, LOOK AT ME!I'M LIVING ON MY OWN!

I'M GETTING TATTOOEDBY A PRISONER.

[laughs]

- I WAS SO DRUNK AND HIGH,

I BARELY EVEN REMEMBERGETTING THE TATTOO.

A FEW DAYS LATER,MY PARENTS SAW MY TATTOO,

AND THEY STARTED FREAKING OUT.

- THAT SOUNDS LIKE HE CAN GETINTO A LOT OF TROUBLE,

SO LET'S MAKE SURE WE CAN GETTHIS THING TAKEN OFF YOU, HUH?

- YES.

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