Lust Poisoning

  • Season 3
  • Aired 07/25/2011
  • 15,976 Views

A woman in renaissance Italy wears a chastity belt as part of a ruse to deceive her husband, but dies of a bacterial infection from the rust

IN THE 1500s,

ITALY WAS NO DIFFERENTTHAN TODAY.

MEN AND WOMEN GOT MARRIED,SWORE ETERNAL DEVOTION,

AND THEN CHEATEDON EACH OTHER.

TODAY'S TWO-TIMING PUTTANA--KATERINA.

announcer: HER CUCKOLD HUSBANDKNEW SOMETHING WAS GOING ON.

- KATERINA!

announcer: SO, WHEN HE HAD TO GOON A LONG BUSINESS TRIP,

HE LOCKED UP HER GRILLETTOIN A CHASTITY BELT.

HE DIDN'T WANT TO GET V.D....

AGAIN.

- THE CHASTITY BELTWOULD HAVE BEEN WORN

AS A MEANS BY WHICHTO KEEP A MALE OR FEMALE CHASTE.

AND THEY PRETTY MUCH ACTEDAS A DIAPER

THAT WENT AROUND THE BODY

THAT PROTECTEDTHE GENITAL AREA.

ALSO, THEY WERE DESIGNEDFOR WOMEN.

THEY COULD URINATEAND THEY COULD, UH,

HAVE THEIR MENSTRUAL CYCLE.

announcer: WITH HUBBY AWAY,THE WIFE WILL PLAY.

BUT HER LOVER FOUND KAT'S KITTYWAS UNDER LOCK.

AND HE HAD A KEY.

- AAH.

announcer: THE KNIFEALMOST KILLED HER.

TIME FOR PLAN "B."

A COMBINATION OF OLIVE OILAND WATER

ALLOWED THE WENCH TO SLIDEOUT OF THE CHASTITY BELT

AND HER LOVERTO SLIDE RIGHT IN.

FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS,

THE CHEATERS WENT AT ITLIKE CONIGILA.

BUT WHEN HER HORNY HUBBYCAME BACK...

HE DISCOVERED KATERINAWAS A LITTLE RUSTY.

- WATER CAUSES METAL TO RUST,SO EVERY TIME THIS WOMAN

SLID THE CHASTITY BELTON AND OFF,

SHE MADE CONTACTWITH THE RUSTY EDGES.

AFTER CONTACTWITH THIS RUSTY BELT,

THE C. TETANI SPORES WERE ABLETO PENETRATE THE SKIN.

THEY PRODUCED THE POTENT TOXINTETANOSPASMIN,

WHICH ULTIMATELY LEDTO LOSS OF MOTOR-NEURON CONTROL.

SHE EXPERIENCED MUSCLE SPASMS

THAT LEDTO LARYNX CONTRACTIONS

THAT ULTIMATELY LEDTO HER DEATH.

announcer:THERE'S A LESSON HERE.

WHETHER IT'S THE 14TH CENTURYOR THE 21ST,

INFIDELITYCAN GET PRETTY MESSY.

KATERINACOULDN'T KEEP HER LEGS SHUT.

AND NOW HER MOUTH IS...FOREVER.

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