Ex-Player Seeks A New Beginning

  • Season 3
  • Aired 05/06/2014
  • 5,102 Views

Gus sets out to cover up a tattoo that an aging lady chaser got to compete with other men. It backfired. Now that he has a loving wife, he wants to put this tattoo, and those days, behind him.

- YOU GOT TO TELL MEHOW YOU GOT THAT THING.

CK IN THE DAY, MAN,I WAS A PLAYER.

THEN I HIT 30.

I PANICKED, MAN.

DUDE, I THOUGHT 30WAS THE DEATH KNELL.

YOU KNOW,I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER, MAN.

YOU KNOW, I FELT LIKEI WAS GETTING OLD.

I HAD TO COMPETEWITH THESE YOUNGER GUYS

TO PICK UP THE LADIES,MAN.

- WAIT, LESTER,YOU HAVING A TOUGH TIME?

AW, WE GOT TO HELP LESTER OUT,MAN!

- SO THE PERFECT IDEA WAS TO GETA FLOWER ON MY THIGH, MAN.

ALL I HAD TO DOIS GO TO THE LADIES AND SAY,

"YOU KNOW WHAT?

I GOT SOMETHING SPECIALFOR YOU."

- OH!

- BUT IN ORDER TO SHOW YOU,I HAVE TO DROP MY PANTS.

- OH, THAT'S GENIUS!

- OH, MAN!

I FIND THE PERFECT SHOP, MAN.

- [groaning]

DOING THIS FOR THE HONEYS.DOING THIS FOR THE HONEYS.

- HE SAID HE KNEWWHAT HE WAS DOING,

BUT I GOT WOODY WOODPECKER,NOT A FLOWER.

- I ASKED FORA BIRD OF PARADISE, MAN.

LOOK AT THIS!

- SO I TRIED OUT ONTHE FIRST CHICK I GOT, MAN.

- I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.

- WHERE,WHAT IS IT?

- I TAKE MY PANTS OFF, MAN,

AND I FLASH THE TATTOO,FLEX THE LEG.

- NOW MAY I PRESENTFOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE, THIS.

- [laughs]

- WHAT?

- OH, MAN, SHE'S LAUGHING, MAN.

- [laughs]

- GIRL, YOU BETTERHIT THE BRICKS.

JUST GO!

- THANKS FOR A WONDERFUL TIME!

- JUST GET OUT OF HERE!GO!

- IT, LIKE, SQUASHED MY GAME.

BUT, DUDE, WHEN I MET MY WIFE,

DAY ONE, I SAID, "HEY,MY PLAYIN' DAYS ARE OVER."

- NOT GONNA BE EASY, BUT...- ALL RIGHT, MAN.

- WE'RE GONNA WORKTHROUGH IT TOGETHER, MAN.

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