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Training Day (2001)

How the Pimp Saved Christmas

Posted on: December 7, 2001 | Views: 113 | Comment

Santa Claus is accidentally killed by the Pimp's girlfriend, Rooty the Red Nosed Crack Ho, and is called on to deliver presents to all the little boys and hoes. He learns the true meaning of Christmas when he meets little Billy Joe Hoe, a one-legged boy who's father has passed away. With the help of Rooty, Fros-T the Snowman (the Pimp's drug dealing side kick) and his eight hoes, the pimp saves the day in this heart warming holiday story. It is a classic fable which has endured the test of time, and is sure to enlighten audiences for generations to come. 

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Christmas • drugs • fable